Getting Attacked by sharks during your menstrual cycle

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Post by streetdaddy » Mon May 03, 2004 6:05 pm

kimmy wrote:dunno about the 'meat on the outside' theory wrestlegrrl.. many instances of sharks by-passing surfers/swimmers and making a beeline for a particular one.. for a variety of reasons supposedly.. traditional wisdom says urinating in the water isn't smart, as the big fish, along with other animals, take this as a sign of fear. who knows if the smell of blood is read as a sign of injured animal/vulnerable prey? .. doubt the cotton wad (sorry guys!, but this is secret girls business) blocks the smell... course there's so many invisible factors.. thoughts/emotions as vibrations etc... when i used to have my sudden sharks fears, i'd start singing 'mary had a little lamb' so i didn't think them towards me...hehe... right that's enough embarrassing personal admissions.
Too late! ah that gave me a good chuckle to finish off my working day ;)

Next time I piss in the surf I'll sing 'mary had a little lamb' to cancel out the pissing...

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Re: Getting Attacked by sharks during your menstrual cycle

Post by One Mile Point » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:07 pm

Golden idea hahaha

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