The Golden Donkey award!

[theboat]

is there any particular typhoon season which will happen in the next 6 months? cause we are half way through and only up to 4, i sure hope that there is!

[stuey]

Thetyphoon season runs April through October boater. Usually have 6/7 on the radar in August alone.

[zzz]

Do you always get waves from a typhoon? and how long does the swell last? 6/7 in one month sounds alright - like swell almost all month.

[stuey]

We often got 6/7 days out of a swell, tho doesnt happen often these days. The last two years have been diabolical watson and I have had to kick the shit out of numerous dogs and cats( well wooda if Id seen em) to relieve the frustration of the 2/4 day swells we have had.

[zzz]

Its been pretty much the same over here - looks like its coming on, might get 5' or 6' for a couple of hours one morning then its all over again.
But from what you're saying it sounds like you get some pretty good runs of swell if the typhoons are working. Didn't realise they got so many in a season. I'll go 29 if noones taken it. (is there even that many weeks left in the season?!? ... )

[Trev]

Can I have 30 please Stuey?
That's the winner. thanks for comin'

[stuey]

No probs fellas 29 for zzz and 30 for Trev!

[stuey]

Now sumptin weirds goin on and the met are calling the last excuse at a typhoon as number 5!! not 4!! According to them 4 never existed but they counted it? Bullshite!
So in accordance with what dey reckon those havin selected 5 or less are our Golden Donkeys Situation is currently:
Ok just ta recap cos o da late entrants:
Nuds = 1( good choice there mate, seein as theres already been just 1!)
Rug ratz= 2
Rosco posco= 3
Seedyand sweaty = 4
Chookie raffle = 5
----------------------------Donkey line
Baldy=6
Roosters Red= 7
Ute=8
Rothers who bothers= 11
Daltzer (trackz blow in)= 13
Pointyhead=15
Baldy=16
Chonie Honey= 17
Spotty=18
Fun an angry= 19
Attics = 20
Blind fool = 21
The everlovin Spoon fooll= 22
HSW = 23
Stuey = 24
Dakickedin dee arse= 25
Squid lips =26
Andy Panzy(young) = 27 Nubz? Make another choice mate(besides josh dat is)
Scheister= 28
Zeds dead　baby zeads ded=29
TrevG spot= 30
Bumba poo po0=32
Bloated= 33
Ctt=39
so dere ya go

[moneyman]

stuey, gimme number 14 ehh??

thankyyyyyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuu

[lrsa_04]

ill take 15 plz

[moneyman]

15 is taken by pointer

[lrsa_04]

o shat ill take 9 then

[moneyman]

aiming low i see

[lrsa_04]

haha yeh its a random stab in the dark and plus most other numbers are taken...if we win wat do we get??

[moneyman]

Ok you assorted scumsuckers, general weirdos, and spud pullerz, here's da deal.
Correctly guess the number of typhoons generated in the western Pacific diz year and ya'II win a japanese somethin or other(not a donkey-the losers are the donkeys!). I will send the award to the chimp with the winnin selection.There will only be 50 numbers-names allotted(2-50). One person per number. We got a few names already. LAst day for entry will be the 13th o May. I will post the numbers not yet selected on Tuesday.
For the record there has been 1 typhoon so far this year.
Stu

its somewhere in there

[lrsa_04]

sick a japanese somthing

[josahlohasurf]

oi stue lcok me in wif whatever nudz;s got ay mate

josh

[moneyman]

2 people cant hare the same number u kook