Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
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- The Mighty Sunbird
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
It will be macking
And gabs will have his scrotum severed in a horrific wipeout
And gabs will have his scrotum severed in a horrific wipeout
Erase.
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Nope. This is the WSL, remember, lovers of the oh-my-god-you-really-couldn't-script-this. So Mick Fanning, in a touching display of ginger solidarity and flouting Rip Curl team orders, will dispatch Medina from the draw with a scruffy air leaving John John to stumble over the line despite having somewhat predictably fallen to, oooh I dunno, Ethan Ewing earlier in the piece. At the exact moment of his triumph, Kelly will platform agnostically reveal that the WSL will henceforth be run exclusively in SlaterPools, thus successfully diverting attention on to him once again and conclusively ensuring that his record as the Universe's Greatest Ever Ocean Surfer Of All Time will stand in perpetuity. Five minutes later and forever more, the retarded seppo chapter of the Beachgrit commentariat will begin referring to him as The UGEOSOAT in appropriately reverential yet bizarrely self-congratulatory tones
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- Huey's Right Hand
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
Anyone who discounts Medina's chances at Pipe is, well OK not an Idiot, but is possibly not watching very closely
That guy has won a world title in the clutch at Pipe, Johnny's never had that blowtorch on him.
The leader in this case has no advantage, both surfers have it all ahead of 'em. Whoever wins it will fcuken well know they've won it.
That guy has won a world title in the clutch at Pipe, Johnny's never had that blowtorch on him.
The leader in this case has no advantage, both surfers have it all ahead of 'em. Whoever wins it will fcuken well know they've won it.
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
Oh and KS signed with officials in Palm Beach Florida (coincidentally where D. Ziff's FLA home happens to be) today to build KSWC Number Two. So I dunno what other thing he can come up with to ace everyone.
Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
So the new tours taking shape?Nick Carroll wrote: ↑Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:08 amOh and KS signed with officials in Palm Beach Florida (coincidentally where D. Ziff's FLA home happens to be) today to build KSWC Number Two. So I dunno what other thing he can come up with to ace everyone.
Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
The 2020 World Title will be decided at the Abu Dhabi Masters.
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That'll be the Etihad KS WaveCo Aldi Abu Dhabi Masters.
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With the women surfers arriving in a darkened bus, surfing behind screens and in wetsuits/head covering and then leaving the country before the results are known.
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- Harry the Hat
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
don't be so negative,
surf city Abu Dubai
were there's multiple girls for every guy
surf city Abu Dubai
were there's multiple girls for every guy
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- Harry the Hat
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
the wave will break east to west & everyone will have to ride a kneeboard.
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- Harry the Hat
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winner will be who ever spends most time directly facing Mecca so expect a lot of snap turns & stalling
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- Harry the Hat
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
although the heats will be man on man, backdooring the tube will not be tolerated !!!!
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- Harry the Hat
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
or don't be caught getting sucked over the falls.
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Slobodan, multiple successive posts.
channeling Lucky Al. You go gurl.
channeling Lucky Al. You go gurl.
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- Harry the Hat
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Re: Rip Curl Pro Portugal 2017
i don't think too quick for very long
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