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For those playing at home, this is Ursula. Almost ethereal.



Now picture this bloke performing all kinds of unnatural acts upon her.

See I nearly used the word fanciful in my post above, but thought it would be unkind.

Dude I was a dirty bastard in my 20s.

And I can tell ya, Ursula might look ethereal in that special studio pic, but she'd have been a different thing altogether after a good pounding in the Newport shore break.

Hair everywhere, swimsuit all crooked, and gasping for breath. "See honey I told you everything was gonna be all right."

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:37 pm

a good pounding in the Newport shore break.

That’s a euphemism right?

I love it when Nick brings his tangential fantasies to the public forums.

Nick “Jackhammer” Carrol

The Newport Shore Break is the name of Nick's van.

That's not a knife, sweetie. This is a knife.

Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?

She’s attractive but kinda looks like a dude. Square jaw, broad shoulders. And her body looks a little androgynous, and her skull looks more than just a little insect looking

Put her beside even a moderately hot Turkish or Persian woman and she’d look like a Plain Jane, a 6.5/10 at best.

Cranked wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:44 am

Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?

Nah mate, I just grabbed her name out of the air while I was writing.

Hopefully everybody understands I was kind of taking the piss.

Not A piss of course! I would never piss in that wetsuit. It's more expensive than my toilet.

I think you've been reported to the Clementine Ford Foundation for assessment.

Oh dear.

anyway, surfed in the supersuit today, little rip bowl right, I kinda felt like I was on the wrong board, just not thinking it through!! but man it was so free feeling. I still can't get my head around the price tag but it feels like the future of wetsuits, or what they should be like - thinner, better, simpler cut, just less in the way, if you know what I mean. It's probably not that protective but it's over-warm for Sydney right now. Haven't ripped it yet.

What the f&ck is a super suit and did you look like Nadia Comaneci?