A request. please stop talking rubbish on here.

[Beanpole]

I am a personal friend of Butts.

Now that’s just character assassination.

You are Butts.

[Trev]

There is NO us and THEM.

I was only being facetious. Really don't have any problem with That word being censored or whatever you do. What happened with me was the other day I noticed the F word in your (sorry, maybe it was Coops') post and when I wrote it in a reply it came up ****.
Figured you had some neat behind the scenes net nanny or something.

[Kunji]

Fuck Trev, it wasnt me! I have no idea how he does it.

[Trev]

Fuck Trev, it wasnt me! I have no idea how he does it.

NOW I know......... Fuckin' well done.

[g_u_m_b_y]

Iggy, how come you're allowed to write spinky sping spingity boo!!! while even *** (f-a-g) doesn't get by when I write it?

Good point. I noticed the same thing the other day with **** (FCUK).
Looks like there's "THEM" and "US".

Cause your all fucking *** morons. Fucking go eat a shit covered dick!

sooo classic

[TMC]

......having sex with midgets.
Matt

Lets not bring Gumby's lady friend into this. What they do behind their closed doors is their business.

To be honest, I expected more from you prosurfer. Clearly you are a person of extreme intelligence, who has been caught up in a merry-go-round of idiots. I feel sorry for you. I hope that one day I can acheive your lofty intellectual heights, and join your little posse of academics, who also happen to surf...but cant seem to hold down a sponsor

Dont worry im sure you board is just plastered with those really cool dripping wet stickers that fool absolutely everyone into thinking that you are an accomplished professional surfer.

[TMC]

that's the pot calling the kettle black, Daz.

Lemon, lime and bitters for me that night .

Youze pretty friendly yourself, Salts .

Dudes, did you just have cybersex??

hides the used Kleenex Who

mate yu were friendly as too makes it a group scene

*f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

ROFLMAO

[Nick Carroll]

Ive been sponsored by Rip Curl and Quicksilver.

You outrageous LIAR. As if anybody who's been sponsored by Quiksilver would ever spell the company's name incorrectly.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

Ive been sponsored by Rip Curl and Quicksilver.

You outrageous LIAR. As if anybody who's been sponsored by Quiksilver would ever spell the company's name incorrectly.

I'm sponsird by quiksliver. My EDDIE WOULD GO tshirt proves it!

[Butts]

I am a personal friend of Butts.

Now that’s just character assassination.

You are Butts.

I bloody HOPE not

[TMC]

Ive been sponsored by Rip Curl and Quicksilver.

You outrageous LIAR. As if anybody who's been sponsored by Quiksilver would ever spell the company's name incorrectly.

I'm sponsird by quiksliver. My EDDIE WOULD GO tshirt proves it!

Well i've got the car sticker, so do i count too?

and technically i didnt even buy it, i took it off a teachers car, gumby will know the teacher

[prosurfer]

It appears that humanity is transgressing backwards at an alarming rate. Take today for example. I went to Macdonalds and overheard full grown men giggling like girls over one of them doing a “shart” at the table. For those that don’t know what a "shart" is .>>> It’s a fart followed by a shit. I mean seriously. Do I really want to hear that while im eating a hamburger. On another table I heard some tradesmen laughing at their other mate who was about to get his prostate checked at the medical centre by a female doctor. Then I come on here and people abuse me and tell me to suck dicks!
and by the way I am not a liar . I lost my sponsorship over competition results. I was going through a rough patch mentally.

[Trev]

and by the way I am not a liar . I lost my sponsorship over competition results.

and mis-spelling the sponsor's name

[Revolution]

It appears that humanity is transgressing backwards at an alarming rate. Take today for example. I went to Macdonalds and overheard full grown men giggling like girls over one of them doing a “shart” at the table. For those that don’t know what a "shart" is .>>> It’s a fart followed by a shit. I mean seriously. Do I really want to hear that while im eating a hamburger. On another table I heard some tradesmen laughing at their other mate who was about to get his prostate checked at the medical centre by a female doctor. Then I come on here and people abuse me and tell me to suck dicks!
and by the way I am not a liar . I lost my sponsorship over competition results. I was going through a rough patch mentally.

imbibe a wang

[WANDERER]

I was going through a rough patch mentally.

was/are...





PS ingurgitate a meat whistle
or perhaps you'd prefer to englut a pink oboe

[AlbyAl]

It appears that humanity is transgressing backwards at an alarming rate. I am not a liar . I lost my sponsorship over competition results. I was going through a rough patch mentally.

Now that was a bit of a mistake to mention such matters on this website wasn't it?! Come on here and call us a bunch of names (though I was hoping that I could be the "philosopher with the panties wrapped around his face" - or at least aspire to that) and not expect us to wonder what happened to your mental state.

Got depressed because your stickers started peeling off during a heat?
Boardshorts not quite showing enough bum crack, therefore identity crisis?
Another competitor looked a bit like your dad, so you suffered anxiety?
Girlfriend rejected you because of unsuitable haircut?
Nipple rash caused confused gender orientation?

Fill us in - we can't wait to here of your competitive trauma.

[mustkillmulloway]

i'm prepared stop talking rubbish on here

but only after YOU mr pro surfer give me your views on the nrl premiership ( manlys got nothin ) and human comsumption of whale meat....fair

[prosurfer]

The official definition the solicitors used in court was that “I had impulse control “issues” with elicit substances causing sporadic mental inactivity ”
It’s actually not that funny when you suddenly go blank.
Are you taking the piss mustkillmulloway ?