where bonusbeats spends quite a bit of time.bonusbeats wrote:year 5 at frensham girls boarding school, bowral.bohdidontsurf wrote:Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
HaNds up if yOu are SiMon ANderson!
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At least I can tell the bottom from the deck.bohdidontsurf wrote:Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
You, sir, are an appalling rubberneck.
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Steady on there mate...Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
Tama can be GNARLY!!!!!
I took a beginner out there once
A booger tried to 'save' her when she drifted into the rocks.... she didn't appreciate it.
The pink bus that drives to tuna town!!! (oops wrong thread)
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"Just sniffing about" eh chefNick Carroll wrote:where bonusbeats spends quite a bit of time.bonusbeats wrote:year 5 at frensham girls boarding school, bowral.bohdidontsurf wrote:Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
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lateralus wrote:
Steady on there mate...
Tama can be GNARLY!!!!!
Nick Carroll wrote:
Only if you're on the beach
yet all that pussy's out of reach
Womble wrote:
Gotta love old Tamarama’s
Lots of gays in small G-Bangers
Flashing all their bedroom sangers
Backs to the wall or they will bang us.
Awaiting Buffy’s kind remarks.
Keeping clear of local parks.
Sorry BB... but this is a lark.
I’m sure you really don’t give a fark.
Steady on there mate...
Tama can be GNARLY!!!!!
Nick Carroll wrote:
Only if you're on the beach
yet all that pussy's out of reach
Womble wrote:
Gotta love old Tamarama’s
Lots of gays in small G-Bangers
Flashing all their bedroom sangers
Backs to the wall or they will bang us.
Awaiting Buffy’s kind remarks.
Keeping clear of local parks.
Sorry BB... but this is a lark.
I’m sure you really don’t give a fark.
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Ode to Realsurfs resident “pillow biter” Butthole Brad by Jabba
The poor caretaker’s grimy son
Who likes to spread his slimy bum
For any man and willing beast
To feed upon this chilling feast
Of gastronomic manhole hell
A place no man should live to tell
This little reach around has no bounds
After all he has done the rounds
With all of Oxfords streets sleazy gits
Blowing in all his disease ridden pits
For it should surely be said
That a bullet is needed for his head
Bang bang……
His dead
The poor caretaker’s grimy son
Who likes to spread his slimy bum
For any man and willing beast
To feed upon this chilling feast
Of gastronomic manhole hell
A place no man should live to tell
This little reach around has no bounds
After all he has done the rounds
With all of Oxfords streets sleazy gits
Blowing in all his disease ridden pits
For it should surely be said
That a bullet is needed for his head
Bang bang……
His dead
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and here I was thinking with all the poetry you've been posting you'd finally grown half a brain and mellowed a bit ... I was sure anyday now you were about to post a pic of a cat doing something funny ... but alas, straight back to your mental case ways ...Buff_Brad wrote:It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....
Bang bang……
His dead
Back to first grade again pal.
You are way too easy.
Just for a brief while
There was a change of style
So I thought that Buff Brad
Wasn't all that bad
And I even hoped that
He'd post a pic of a cat
But again sparked by kreepy
Buffs demon wasn't so sleepy
He was soon back on the job
Screaming "You're a f'cking knob"
It really is a shame
You’re back to ‘more of the same’
I almost liked the ‘new you’
With less talk of fingers and pooh
And now I will dread
You’ll screw up every thread
With ranting and ravings
Of your anal cravings
But I was happy for a while
When you weren’t so vile
So now I’m less chuffed
You can go and get stuffed
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^^^^^
I will have you know that I was on the job at 5.45 am this morning ... no word of a lie , I had a meeting with a guy from a company I am doing some business with ... it just so happens that we both surf and decided to hold our meeting at Narra in junky 2 - 3 ft wind swell that was reasonable fun as well ... we then summarised and concluded the outcomes of the discussion over coffee on the observation deck at the gardens whilst observing female joggers with tight bods ... my concience is fully intact ...
I will have you know that I was on the job at 5.45 am this morning ... no word of a lie , I had a meeting with a guy from a company I am doing some business with ... it just so happens that we both surf and decided to hold our meeting at Narra in junky 2 - 3 ft wind swell that was reasonable fun as well ... we then summarised and concluded the outcomes of the discussion over coffee on the observation deck at the gardens whilst observing female joggers with tight bods ... my concience is fully intact ...
Back to sleep now surfin ..... a nice cup of tea and a lie down.Surfin Turf wrote:and here I was thinking with all the poetry you've been posting you'd finally grown half a brain and mellowed a bit ... I was sure anyday now you were about to post a pic of a cat doing something funny ... but alas, straight back to your mental case ways ...Buff_Brad wrote:It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....
Bang bang……
His dead
Back to first grade again pal.
You are way too easy.
Just for a brief while
There was a change of style
So I thought that Buff Brad
Wasn't all that bad
And I even hoped that
He'd post a pic of a cat
But again sparked by kreepy
Buffs demon wasn't so sleepy
He was soon back on the job
Screaming "You're a f'cking knob"
It really is a shame
You’re back to ‘more of the same’
I almost liked the ‘new you’
With less talk of fingers and pooh
And now I will dread
You’ll screw up every thread
With ranting and ravings
Of your anal cravings
But I was happy for a while
When you weren’t so vile
So now I’m less chuffed
You can go and get stuffed
It's "conscience" not concience btw surfin.Surfin Turf wrote:^^^^^
I will have you know that I was on the job at 5.45 am this morning ... no word of a lie , I had a meeting with a guy from a company I am doing some business with ... it just so happens that we both surf and decided to hold our meeting at Narra in junky 2 - 3 ft wind swell that was reasonable fun as well ... we then summarised and concluded the outcomes of the discussion over coffee on the observation deck at the gardens whilst observing female joggers with tight bods ... my concience is fully intact ...
Happy to help out. Now go to sleep and fcuk off for a while with your boring boring posts like the one above. yeah that one.
You love it Master of Rings.Ringmaster wrote:Cupla days away from the computer AND.............Buff_Brad wrote:It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....
Bang bang……
His dead
Back to first grade again pal.
You are way too easy.
.........same old
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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thanks for that nut-job ... what on Earth would anyone do without our resident internet nerd Buff-Fat-Lonely-Hang-Up to correct our spelling and grammar ... the only thing you have of any value to offer, spelling corrections ... thank f'ck for you ...Buff_Brad wrote:It's "conscience" not concience btw surfin.
Happy to help out. Now go to sleep and fcuk off for a while with your boring boring posts like the one above. yeah that one.
AlbyAl wrote:
Well, BB, this thread is dead.
All your heat on other scribes,
Drains our speech of pleasant vibes.
Taking the bait - predictable,
The gay ripostes - lamentable.
Ignore it all and have some fun,
Sharing here of waves and sun.
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AlbyAl...... to you my hat I dip.
Once again you have nailed it.
But Buffy he will never quit.
Between his teeth he has the bit.
Even when he’s talking shit.
Some people say he’s pushing it.
Thats pretty rude I must admit.
I don’t think he is a nitwit.
But he’s on his way to proving it.
Spelling and grammar.........?
God help you if you stammer
On the keyboard as you hammer
Every letter
Every phrase
In case Buffys ire you do raise.
Well, BB, this thread is dead.
All your heat on other scribes,
Drains our speech of pleasant vibes.
Taking the bait - predictable,
The gay ripostes - lamentable.
Ignore it all and have some fun,
Sharing here of waves and sun.
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AlbyAl...... to you my hat I dip.
Once again you have nailed it.
But Buffy he will never quit.
Between his teeth he has the bit.
Even when he’s talking shit.
Some people say he’s pushing it.
Thats pretty rude I must admit.
I don’t think he is a nitwit.
But he’s on his way to proving it.
Spelling and grammar.........?
God help you if you stammer
On the keyboard as you hammer
Every letter
Every phrase
In case Buffys ire you do raise.
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