Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Morgan The Moon » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:56 pm

There was another incident at Avoca this afternoon - young doctor got bit on the shoulder - reported as a minor incident. Happened off the lagoon - not sure if it’s open at the moment, Terrigal lagoon is open. A 3m white was spotted around the area afterward, but I doubt it was the same animal.

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Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:36 pm

Yeah I always see being bitten on the shoulder by a great white as a minor incident
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Post by Morgan The Moon » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:00 am

Fark, they’ve analysed the bite and reckon it was a 2.6m white! Get yaself a lotto ticket young man.

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Post by Cranked » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:11 am

Just an exploratory nip.

Reputedly, juvenile GWs are at their most dangerous when they're trying to figure out what their food sources actually are.
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Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:21 am

it looked more like a frisky southern fin tuna tried to nuzzle up to him, than it did a shark.
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Post by lostman » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:06 am

Yeah well he was a Pom.
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Post by alakaboo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:59 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:21 am
it looked more like a frisky southern fin tuna tried to nuzzle up to him, than it did a shark.
My brother caught a tuna like that once. He was standing on a beach casting soft plastics to try and get a flattie for breakfast when a Mack tuna beached itself at his feet chasing some baitfish and started humping his leg.

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Post by Wubic Pig » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:09 am

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Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:48 am

alakaboo wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:59 am
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:21 am
it looked more like a frisky southern fin tuna tried to nuzzle up to him, than it did a shark.
My brother caught a tuna like that once. He was standing on a beach casting soft plastics to try and get a flattie for breakfast when a Mack tuna beached itself at his feet chasing some baitfish and started humping his leg.
yeah man ... those tuna have massive sex drives. i think it's why shearer loves them so much.
Drailed wrote:Sound like a load of cunts to me Trev.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:49 am

healthy looking shark.
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Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:02 pm

Nothing a bang stick to the scrotum won’t fix
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Post by steve shearer » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:37 pm

Just drove home behind a ute with a p plate.

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Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:49 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:49 am
healthy looking shark.
v young shark

a lot more setting off the buoys sth of Pt Macquarie in the past week. Kiama, Forster etc.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:11 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:37 pm
Just drove home behind a ute with a p plate.

Handwritten message on the back: If you care about the ocean fcuk the nets off. Only wankers with no balls want nets.
Wouldn't wanking be a bit pointless if you had no balls?
A shark probably bit them off.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:37 pm

Operational eunuchs

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