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by Yuke Hunt
Fri Feb 09, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Michoacán Mexico
Replies: 28
Views: 4250

Re: Michoacán Mexico

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being cremated in the back of a hire car after being beheaded.
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5868271

Re: Just general surfing stuff

One of the incongruities of comps and that one in particular was how high the scores were in some heats for both surfers and how lame others were. Of course you can never get the last minute scores in a wave pool. They reset the bar on every heat ... an 8.5 in one heat could be a 7 in another, but ...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5868271

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Imagine the God status if he had walked away after winning Pipe. Yeah, that would have been a nice exclamation mark. On the subject of not running the other day, its mostly keyboard warriors that are doing all the stomping of feet and yelling. A few f the Hawaiian guys were keen to go, but if you l...
by Yuke Hunt
Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:19 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5868271

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Beanpole wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:48 am
John John is a freak. His heat made every one else look lame.
Callum Robson says hi.
by Yuke Hunt
Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 29980
Views: 10548580

Re: Where did you surf today ?

alakaboo wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:33 am

My boss is 6'2" and 120kgs and has surfed a lot on Maui so he's not a shrinking violet.
Your boss has a BMI of 34, classifying him as obese ... have a quiet word with the fat fuck.
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118497

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

BA wrote:
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:46 pm
No worries, I’ll go do that. And it’s not a petticoat, it’s a slip.
If you don't mind me saying, you look very fetching in it, but don't tell anyone else I said that ... they might get the wrong idea.
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118497

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Oh, and I surfed a perfect 6ft reef this morning (on the high tide because it needs the water) with two others for an hour and a half. How’d you go? Did you try to stand up? Never mind, you’ll get there one day. No, I rode one of my kneeboards ... anyway go and have a look in the mirror, your low I...
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Feb 03, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118497

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

A kneelo and Qashqai driver throwing shade. Not really hitting the mark. Says the guy who was cleaning public toilets yesterday morning while someone else was surfing glassy low-tide drainers ... its okay, even if you'd managed to get your wetsuit on before mid-afternoon, you'd have probably got pi...
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Feb 03, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: FOR SALE - BOARDS & STUFF (incl Lost & Found)
Topic: Where is Administration forum.realsurf.com ??
Replies: 5
Views: 1985

Re: Where is Administration forum.realsurf.com ??

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by Yuke Hunt
Sat Feb 03, 2024 10:08 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Single fin shortboards
Replies: 288
Views: 247584

Re: Single fin shortboards

Dale makes beautiful boards. The AB legacy.
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118497

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Its not that difficult ... getting out of a zipper-less wetsuit is the reverse process of getting into a zipper-less wetsuit. Getting dressed in the morning must be a real hoot at BA's ... thankfully he's got a list of instruction: "trousers after underpants and underpants don't go on over your hea...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Feb 02, 2024 3:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118497

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Its not that difficult ... getting out of a zipper-less wetsuit is the reverse process of getting into a zipper-less wetsuit. Getting dressed in the morning must be a real hoot at BA's ... thankfully he's got a list of instruction: "trousers after underpants and underpants don't go on over your head...
by Yuke Hunt
Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5868271

Re: Just general surfing stuff

buddy wrote:
Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:26 am
Caio on the other hand is having a red hot crack.
Not as good a crack as the other two guys in his heat.
by Yuke Hunt
Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5868271

Re: Just general surfing stuff

The Wossle is on at Pipe ... and Toledo is tube dodging again.
by Yuke Hunt
Tue Jan 30, 2024 7:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118497

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

I mostly wear an Xcel 2mm short-john. If its sunny, I'll throw a tee over the top.

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by Yuke Hunt
Tue Jan 30, 2024 6:53 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Summer
Replies: 38
Views: 98294

Re: Summer

Beanpole wrote:
Mon Jan 29, 2024 7:29 pm
84% Humidity today in Sydney......and no it didn’t rain.
Thats a normal day up here ... harden the fuck up, snowflake.
by Yuke Hunt
Sun Jan 28, 2024 4:41 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: post your modern day sickness
Replies: 1039
Views: 1148494

Re: post your modern day sickness

foamy wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2024 1:20 pm
I was watching a vid which included JJF waxing his board before going out at Pipe. I noted that he waxed his tail pad.
John John could wax his balls for all I care ... he's an amazing surfer, but I'm still not buying any of his expensive board-shorts.
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:47 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 29980
Views: 10548580

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Takes a massive swell to make "the roy" work. There used to be a nice left-hander off the "block" just after it was installed. Thats the storm water drain just north of the pool. Other novelty waves nearby are "brown water" in the basin and the "kick" behind the pool ... again, big swell needed to m...