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puurri wrote: orright now cut to pms for dtls and who.

PMs to who?!?

and forget the chicken kebab and get a f**king lamb shawarma one complete with fresh chilli dip, babaganoush, and their pureed garlic sauce, the red cabbage and all that.. Hmmm, I think I have a plan for lunch tomorrow seeing as that place is 5mins from work :D And its always nice to stink out the ...

Revolution wrote: Lets face it, south side people are more likely to travel north than north side to south. So it makes sense to have it north...

Can all the south-siders vociferously refuse to travel north? Thanks.

Us southerners would drive north to park at Dee Why and it would cost us FIFTEEN FECKIN' DOLLARS to park for the day... (okay, unless you have the sense to park in the road) ....but the parking at maroubra is FREE, free I tell you. Therefore, by some inane, arbitrary and irrelevant moral justificati...

iggy wrote: MAROUBRA !!!

Yup, works for me.

puurri wrote:Well I'm all for Bronte, I'm sick of northside "gender preferenced" spots near public dunnies.

Ooh, Bronte would be good... then I could make a twat of myself in a drunk inebriated incoherent manner, rather than an unbalanced unfit kook kind of way.

Or possibly both

***Disclaimer - This opinion is brought to you from a position of complete ignorance***

Seeing as every 14year old wants an Al Merrick or some such thing he's seen in a magazine or in a video, then exposure has got to be a good thing in terms of sales?

Wow, it's like Huey threw the off-switch in the middle of the night.

Was double overhead in the eastern 'burbs this morning. Waaaaay too much for me, and was shutting down in a board and body splitting kind of way at maroubra. So I went and found a much more relaxing 2-3ft beachy reefy to play with (and still got spat out of a barrel onto the rocks...) :roll: Back ou...

So, as you might have noticed, there's been a bit of swell recently :shock: I popped down to maroubra this morning, just to get a couple of photos, knowing full well I wasn't going in. To my surprise, the North end was almost empty - partly because there was a comp on, mostly because it was feckin' ...

Yup, the 'guards in blue at maroubra have been right aggressive the last couple of weeks. I was out the weekend before last, and exactly the same scenario of surfers drifting into the flagged area but causing no danger to anyone, and the lifegaurds constantly hurling abuse and all kind of threats :r...

On a pathetically small day, I tried to do some piss poor floater thing over and across the board of some chick paddling out. Utterly failed on the floater, slid off the lip and put a fin right through this chick's board.


...Turned out to be my girlfriend. On one of my boards

A bloke I know is just over from pommy land He's keen to do the usual aussie holiday stuff Learn to surf ( with farkin great white sharks lurkin at every beach) Go hiking and mountain biking in the bush (with brown snakes and funnel webs) After a few tales embelished with beer he's sh1t scared to l...

What the f^(& has the king tide got to do with global warming anyway? Media was all over it saying there'll be more king tides - no there wont! King tides are due to the positions of the feckin' moon and sun! :roll: Rising sea levels will make the tides correspondingly higher, yes, but will make fec...

"Blow in"?

Who does he think he's reporting for at 9.07am?

I console myself by knowing that Im taller and less bald than Kelly.
These are the important things in life, not being world champion a zillion times or anything superficial like that.

Personally, I find that giving in to the fear and sitting out back ineffectually never quite catching anything works best for me.

Yes. And Yes.

It turns out I surf like a chimp with my knuckles dragging in the water like some kind of surfing neanderthal. Not pretty at all.

And that 6ft barrel turns out to be a 2ft closeout.