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Well after all my exhortation that my 3 board quiver has me set for life, today I ordered a new board. Most expensive one ever, too.
I blame realsurf and plan sending don a lawyers letter to reimburse me the cost from pozible

No. But he's a good bloke.

Hatchnam wrote:Old school. Campbelltown

Geez he must get dizzy going round and round like that. Half an hour and still going I give up

But it's fcuckin 7 feet long!

Well I went surfing this morning and it was even more shit than last time. It was still the most enjoyable thing I did all day.
I grew up surfing merewether to nobbys and you are a bunch of gaylords

It's always best to lead with the dick, right?

But would it turn? Looks like a fcuckin boat

Any tits?

Well I went out in absolute knee high shit this morning. Took out a board I hadn't ridden in 2 years, brushed the spider webs off and paddled out. Realized I should have waxed it when my back foot slipped all the way back off the swallow tail and I did the mega splits over the falls and narrowly avo...

At least he paddled in.
Chicks?

Hatchnam wrote:Single Fin. 5'11" Morning Of The Earth. Simon Jones shape. Vgc. $450 manly

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/manly/su ... 1123254349

Some people just have more money than sense. What would you do after a big cutback which from the beach looks nothing like MP??

Photos of Russian chicks to follow, I hope?
Or preferably Ukrainian

Surfing is the fcuckin best

I have never had a problem with fcs.
Am I doing something wrong?

Sold!

Me too. I ride one of 3 boards all the time.
I was recently telling myself I need a new board but realized there's no point.
Six others sit in the garage but I will never get rid of them...

Ace he da man