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DucksNuts wrote: continually throwing down baseless insults on the internet is just like competing in the special olympics - you're still retarded, you worthless piece of shit.

Ooooops.

I rate my ability to fathom just about any human behaviour, but I've got nothing here. My tip is that SB is a queenslander, although some of you seem to know him. Do you? Do some of you have special IT powers that enable you to hack into the RS forums, or has some of this thread involved educated s...

Go ahead and find him nude nut, maybe I can get a better copy off him, and it looks like he might have a market for the movie I can't believe I'm saying this after how mean and nasty you've been to me-but I can easily make you copy to DVD-cost? One bottle of Coopers Green-big bottle ya' tight arse....

2nd Reef wrote:Too easy Loco. Too easy...

Ya' gotta' be over 40......

2nd Reef wrote:Hot Buttered.

TF named it after Hot Buttered Soul.

Ya' dick-too quick....

wanto wrote:timeless:

If you look real close-you'll see me and a few mates sitting right at the front getting barrelled-well you would if it was a 1974 shot of the South Steyne......

Ideas?

a friend of mine that surfs down around invercargill,<400ks sth hobart>uses washing up gloves,gets the smaller fit,swears by them,would one of realsurfs cold water division put this cheap tip into practise and word up your thoughts. his red hot with the bullshit so iam sorta suss...... I've surfed ...

Awww-c'mon don't delete Southy-there's entertainment value in morons too.

wanto wrote:

southyboys wrote:

wanto wrote:yeah matt.

who the f**k is matt?

southyboys wrote:

wanto wrote:yeah matt.

who the f**k is matt?

you are you, matt.

ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?

Now I'm confused-I thought I was Matt?

Hmmmm degrees of irony?

Buff_Brad wrote:

merkin wrote:I was referring to me

Wish I could tickle the old ivories like Kingsley - bastard of a thing to lug around to gigs though.

Saxon is one of us.......

Guess who?

Bullshit.

Currently Sydney - 16.4 http://www.mhl.nsw.gov.au/www/wave_temp.htmlx Batemans Bay - 14.8 :shock: http://www.mhl.nsw.gov.au/www/wave_temp_batbow.htmlx Merkins territory is still a balmy 20 farken degrees :evil: :twisted: http://www.mhl.nsw.gov.au/data/csiroday.htmlx This one shows the temp changes ...

Where do you go from here, Southy? Continue to threaten people until the mods decide to give you the old flick pass? Keep slagging off the regulars? Maintain the ridiculous posts knocking other's surfing locations and ability? Perhaps you could make some more homophobic references? You could meet K...

wanto wrote:that wouldn't be ironic. this is ironic.

Only if he was run over by one of his own designs.

merkin wrote:I was referring to me

Wish I could tickle the old ivories like Kingsley - bastard of a thing to lug around to gigs though.

Hopefully that's where the desire to be like him ENDS!

I thought Damien Hardman's commentating was good. In between waves he had some nice stories to tell from his time on the tour, most of them not about himself. Did he tell the one about when he was "free surfing" ( :roll: ) at North Steyne during one of those Surfabouts in the mid-eighties and as he...

I knew there was some story here so I called a friend and asked why we didn't surf the Peak at Newport in the mid to late 60's. He said the storms that destroyed the wall at Manly ('65 or '66?) also took the sand away from the reef at the Peak and it was pretty much deep water with a closeout for m...