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by Larry
Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:23 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: When does a surfer die?
Replies: 45
Views: 11289

When does a surfer die?

At what age does a surfer lose his place in the lineup?

- and why?

- and do us a favour here, bracket your age after your opinion (59)
by Larry
Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hi I'm Layne and I've acheived my dreams
Replies: 53
Views: 11911

onya stu, now how do we get rid of this spreckles drone (you know that the original BS died after a 15 hour masturbation session, .. just another Hollywood babyboy with a big d.ck.)
by Larry
Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hi I'm Layne and I've acheived my dreams
Replies: 53
Views: 11911

So what's to stop a bloke from joining the women's circuit and going after their money? Is this ok girls? That's all that is really at stake with Beachley - The men's $$$$, - that's the bone that Beachley is after, she's a little tired of being paid under the award for being a world champ, she compl...
by Larry
Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hi I'm Layne and I've acheived my dreams
Replies: 53
Views: 11911

What's missing from this debate is the argument that men should be able to compete against women in their own, strictly female, competitions.

tennis
soccer
cricket
rugby
surfing
basketball

etc etc
by Larry
Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hi I'm Layne and I've acheived my dreams
Replies: 53
Views: 11911

What man did Maroney beat?
What man did Sargent beat ?
by Larry
Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hi I'm Layne and I've acheived my dreams
Replies: 53
Views: 11911

The best woman will never beat the best man - ever - Name one who has!

All Beachley can do is deny a bloke a spot, a bloke who at some stage may get to the top.
by Larry
Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Monterey Bay C.A. surf reports - a waste of space?
Replies: 24
Views: 10065

shit clif, .. sorry mate - I clean forgot
by Larry
Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: stu's reports
Replies: 14
Views: 5015

Stewart is a deadset worry to his parents and should have his text examined by the appropriate authorities - thoug it is gud shit, eh?
by Larry
Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:44 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Monterey Bay C.A. surf reports - a waste of space?
Replies: 24
Views: 10065

The Monterey reporter is the bearded hermit caved up in the cliffs above Frank's reef south of Durras, he is the burdened alky raving in his sleep under the palms in Centennial Park, he is the lost soul of surfing, he is the fantasist, the dreamer - hang around a couple of decades youth, see where i...
by Larry
Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: pschyco rock fishermen
Replies: 25
Views: 10588

nice logo there schnork - gotanymore?
by Larry
Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:11 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: THE ASFM 2: HOW TO LETDOWN A GAL
Replies: 15
Views: 4829

Why?
For the same reasons that the simplist music is the most popular
- The silliest fashions are the the ones most widespread
- The worst foods are the ones most readily available
- and the noisiest opinions are the ones most often heard

We are the LCD society



The lowest common denonimator

Lazz
by Larry
Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:29 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: *OLD* Realsurf swell forecasting Comp >2mtrs - Sydney reg
Replies: 68
Views: 22586

Tiger: A couple of years ago I scored a Mariners Map of the south coast - it showed water depth out for about 100 miles - it covered the W'gong to Batemans - and it also showed that there is a gap in the intercontinental shelf some miles offshore from Ulladulla. Now I know howcome No Toes was 5' one...
by Larry
Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Realsurf Surf Comp
Replies: 22
Views: 7144

I gotta better idea - have the prelims at M'bra and the finals at Avalon - rope off LA for the wave-skis - and play classical music over the speakers..(lovin' it)
by Larry
Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:31 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: surf reporters...are they full of it?
Replies: 31
Views: 11601

About a month ago north av was extremely special all morning - about 8' and banging all the way through the middle from lobsters - big wide open barrels and enough east in the swell to keep you (not me!) waiting for up to twenty minutes to get off the shelf TC broke a couple boards in the session,an...