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Oh Christ no, I'm an absolute ponce. Have you forgotten the heated vest? Did it work? There could be chilly currents from the lombok straights this time of year. Yes it did. Until I f u cked it by crossthreading the battery connector with my frozen sausage fingers one icy morning. The Thermalution ...

Oh Christ no, I'm an absolute ponce. Have you forgotten the heated vest?

Yeah, fuck off pal. There's only room for one cold water hero round these parts

4 or 5 at its coldest

steve shearer wrote:
But pro surfing. Maybe you've outgrown it Godsave.

Perhaps. I certainly don't really care who wins any more, which I suppose is a fatal disconnect.

Hatchnam wrote: 13 degrees water temp .... icecream headaches

chuckle

I'm tactfully skirting the male pattern baldness/hood thing. Perhaps there's a market for lycra sun hoods? Maybe with a realistic, full-head-of-hair design?

Gloves and hoods make the surfing experience measurably shitter. Ergo, avoid them for as long as possible. If 15 degrees is your personal cut-off, perhaps surfing isn't for you

^ it's a good write up. Honestly though, it's got to the point where I'm so bored of pro surfing that my only involvement with the comps is articles like that one and the ones that steve does for Beachgrit. Have barely watched a heat all year. It says something about the meagre fare on offer that so...

The internet tells me that the water temp is 15 degrees in Flinders at the moment. What sort of spastic wears gloves in 15 degree water? It's like wearing a hood when you don't have to. Simply moronic

What are we talking here Cranked? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/13/00/3C04267200000578-0-image-a-49_1484268424957.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/09/18/3518798700000578-0-image-m-85_1465493573795.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/16/15/29A51C9F00000578-0-image-m-60_14370...

Are you suggesting that steve is a chubby weakling?

You get the same bloke who's routing out your fin box to do it as a job lot? Deep craters doesn't sound great

rugby league?

perhaps it wasn't berry juice after all

there's a none-to-subtle but nevertheless prevalent bitterness creeping into all of godsave's posts. all i can think of is. wales. You're projecting again Braith. I'm as happy as a sandboy. I'll grant you that yesterday I was slightly annoyed that I'd talked myself out of the 4am but other than tha...

anyway, i'm off for a shower after doing some proper cardio. y fory Post a link to your workout data. I'm keen to see the elevation and split times. It was just a little local event, pet. Beach 10k, mostly flat but with a spiteful finish. Anyway, I don't run with technology. I like the silence to b...

one thing that the soulier than thou brigade should always bear in mind is that the act of surfing or paddle boarding or whatever is perilously close to the goat boater or sea kayaker experience. imagine them wanking on about super hypnotic zoning! you'd punch them in the throat, and rightly so anyw...