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Make YOU an offer?

Ok, how bout i offer to punch you in the head

Twice. I guess for me i always had it in the back of the mind that it was a present from a psycho ex so i could never really enjoy surfing it, which is why i bought another 6'1 JS.

Surfboards which seem to be cursed i.e you keep experiencing bad luck whenever you use them. Pay attention.

You and your stupid movies

His words. I didn't date him for his intelligence, put it that way

Revolution wrote:

iggy wrote:wouldn't be too concerned there C'Ress..
it's not like you're gonna use it anyways..

we were all thinking it.

Like i wasn't expecting it

There is a 6'1 JS which has been sitting in the shed unused for over 3 years because i truly believe it is cursed- The person who gave it to me said they wished i would drown to death the next time i went for a surf (with the board) :shock: . Havn't touched it since :? Is this all in my head, or is ...

Yep, definitely one of those...overlooks darling harbour, etc

I'm not complaining, it's a sweet place and only 5 mins to get into work.

But i have to look after their two dogs :?

I'm house sitting a penthouse in Pyrmont towards the end of the week. There should be a couple good stories after this weekend

Read about it this morning at work. Poor lil kid. All he wanted to do was go for a surf :cry: My sincere condolences to his family and friends. I was meant to be there next week, but as fate would have it, booked somewhere else. I can't even begin to imagine what his friend must've been thinking whe...

So i'm heading to NZ in the next month to see my bf who is there for work. Never been to NZ before and i've heard it gets friggin cold so will i be ok with my 3/2 steamer or do i really need to get a 4/3 for this time of year? (i tend to feel the cold real easily). Anyone surfed the Tauranga area be...

I think because i write the most crap i have the authority to call it when i see it

And btw the 'crap' call it was just my dry aussie humour which you didn't seem to get

^^^

And you STILL seem to get offended by it enough that you actually bother responding to his crap.

How old are you now Coops, 40- something?

^^^

Well if i'm going to dream, i'm going to dream big

i was waiting for chamberess and her whales... seriously... i didnt think it would be a 12 acre block, thats too easy to be her dream... i pictured it as more of a whale sanctuary where she would live and commune with the whales. Soon she would train them into a super pod, after which they would sw...

Yeah yeah...

Coops@DY wrote: Why is it me that has to be with Chomps, fellas? Cant you guys make it someone else?

why is it ME that has to be with YOU jerkface

Ahh...gotta love April fools. Anyways boys, i've got a man so i'm hoping this Chomps & Coops business will finally be put to...bed

Don't know about how i'd spend the rest but a 12 acre beachfront property (where there was surf and it was on the whales' migration path so i could watch them each season. STFU it's MY dream :oops: ). Build a nice house on it and keep the rest as undeveloped land...there are enough concrete jungles ...

Ah typical, i'm always the last one to know, even when it's my own pregnancy. Coops and I would never happen, esp given his love of dark alleys you all fondly refer to. However, should this be some kind of immaculate conception...Nikita if it's a girl (means to be victorious)and Callisto if it's a b...