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Cranked wrote:

A Laser Zap would have been tempting, but only at the right price.

The lemon plumper is still in my shed Cranked. Cross my palm with some of your boomer gold and I'll send it back with pet next time he's over

Cranked's stats look fine, digger. Rain and cold doesn't stop you doing anything, just make sure you get everyone the right clothing, the right thickness wetsuits. I was down the beach with the kids on Sunday in fact: 4 degrees and drizzle and they happily spent an hour and a half looking for shells...

You have posted a superbly shit stirring post. Australian's as over enthusiastic blobs devoid of glib European like analysis I think you misunderstand me Thud. Blakey is a good commentator. Not 'good for a surf commentator' good but actually, properly good. I was just referring to his accent; he se...

Some thoughts: Ronnie Blakey is, head and shoulders, the best WSL commentator. Despite his enthusiastically Australian delivery, I genuinely look forward to hearing him. He has reached a point where he is actually enhancing the heats he calls, and that's about all you can ask for in a commentator. W...

Independent travel's a relatively new thing in the Maldives (last ten years or so), so it might be tricky I guess. Depends what you're intending to do. Speculatively flying into Male and hoping to pick up a spot on a boat probably won't work but if you book in advance with someone like Surf Atoll (h...

Jonathan and Alex clearly looked at different weather forecasts that morning. Can you remember what the correct choice actually was Al? Beach dude or minicab driver?

'bgreen' is Realsurf's paipo king

Dennis Healey talking about Geoffrey Howe.

Oooh it burns! It BURNS!

Would I be right in thinking that places like Bribie exist to make the rest of Australia seem palatable?

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:50 pm

I was just thinking about airplanes blowing up. We're you flying reconnaissance low over the Board Riders Pointscore ctd and collided with the club historian's drone?

Al, am I dreaming this or have you previously been in a plane crash?

He meant the school bus. Cnut who drove it was always too busy mooning over Joey Conrad and blowing up engines

Was it on 'journalist' setting, d'you know?

My suspicion has always been that the emergence of a discrete fin market was a gloriously surprising golden goose for the surf industry. It's really not in their interests to restrict choice or to allow any suggestion of emperors new clothes hence the vast and confusing ranges of essentially the sam...

Ouch

I'm just gonna pop this here, just to prove that I was right all along And as the standard shortboard fell from mainstream grace, its unfavoured otherness damned with the curled lip addition of 'high performance', so surfing will become 'sea surfing', its contests quickly abandoned by broadcaster, W...

Only regional deadshits ride Pyzels round these parts

According to my current observations it's 1:13, or thereabouts