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by offshore1
Mon Aug 21, 2023 1:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Good forecast for surf today so I rocked up and it was looking good with the swell OK rising, the wind offshore and dropping, and no one out. Thats happened a few times in the last week so the lack of other surfers was not on my mind... until a mate arrived and pointed out the whale carcass about 5...
by offshore1
Fri Aug 11, 2023 12:41 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Top 5 Dylan songs -Don’t think twice it’s alright -Girl from the North Country -You ain’t goin nowhere (the version containing the lyric ‘Genghis Khan and his brother, Don’) -The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll -Chimes of freedom Girl from North Country with Johnny Cash is great. In fact Nashville...
by offshore1
Tue Aug 01, 2023 10:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

marauding mullet wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:53 pm
@ offy…..do you guys get slugged annual council rates, or something similar. Pays for getting your bins emptied etc.
Monthly trash and water bill, currently running about 100 bucks, price creeps up over time like everything else.
by offshore1
Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Are there property taxes in Oz? In the US, more or less forces large landowners to sell to developers. Nope, not yet anyway. Not in the Bahamas either, regarding paying the government every year for the privilege of owning property, they say, "You never own your property in the States Mon, it's lik...
by offshore1
Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Are there property taxes in Oz? In the US, more or less forces large landowners to sell to developers. Nope, not yet anyway. Not in the Bahamas either, regarding paying the government every year for the privilege of owning property, they say, "You never own your property in the States Mon, it's lik...
by offshore1
Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Are there property taxes in Oz? In the US, more or less forces large landowners to sell to developers.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Take a hike, pants.
by offshore1
Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

That's exactly the kind of group tour that appeals to me.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:31 pm
Forum: FOR SALE - BOARDS & STUFF (incl Lost & Found)
Topic: Re: Lost surfboard Dee Why. Can I find here attractive man?
Replies: 17
Views: 53545

Re: Lost surfboard Dee Why. Can I find here attractive man?

Anybody come away from this brief fling, with a monumental blow job? Besides Shearer of course.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:08 am
Forum: FOR SALE - BOARDS & STUFF (incl Lost & Found)
Topic: Re: Lost surfboard Dee Why. Can I find here attractive man?
Replies: 17
Views: 53545

Re: Lost surfboard Dee Why. Can I find here attractive man?

Maybe you guys are just irresistible. I got nuttin.
by offshore1
Sun Jul 23, 2023 10:41 pm
Forum: FOR SALE - BOARDS & STUFF (incl Lost & Found)
Topic: Re: Lost surfboard Dee Why. Can I find here attractive man?
Replies: 17
Views: 53545

Re: Lost surfboard Dee Why. Can I find here attractive man?

marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2023 3:40 pm
offshore1 wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:01 pm
IMO way too soon to ban.
What happened when you clicked on her link offy?
I didn't click on her link. Hardly had a chance to get to know her.
Link was dodgy?
by offshore1
Sun Jul 23, 2023 11:43 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Ears
Replies: 140
Views: 381993

Re: Ears

You opted for the delux bolts in the neck upgrade too I hope, iggs.
by offshore1
Thu Jul 20, 2023 12:12 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Ears
Replies: 140
Views: 381993

Re: Ears

Jefes made bad decision.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 18, 2023 11:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11626
Views: 6441116

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Send the little champion to Kelly's wave pool.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 18, 2023 11:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sending a board overseas
Replies: 38
Views: 18627

Re: Sending a board overseas

Pants wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2023 10:32 am
Discovers he’s put on weight, is older, can’t ride it. Runs to room screaming “I hate you you whore”.
You sure you're not dino?
by offshore1
Sun Jul 16, 2023 11:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shredit_TV
Replies: 19
Views: 8691

Re: Shredit_TV

Stand down Halsy , stand the fcuk down.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 15, 2023 11:39 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 30082
Views: 11338752

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Sat Jul 15, 2023 11:10 am
Surfed absolute perfection left wedges in crystal clear water at a rainforest clad cove with no-one out.
Godawful's gunna be sooo jealous when he wakes up in the morning and reads this.