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George is having trouble with this whole pussy eating idea.

Hey Buffy that was very good. No I’m not pulling on your chain. You must have taken my advice to go stand in the rain. It’s nice to see you can be nice It’s certainly a change. You may be human after all and maybe not so strange. We didn’t get the poison ivy, An olive branch instead. But somehow I d...

Dear AlbyAl Precisely my friend you are correct, let me explain it another way. I'll keep it short, nice and concise I won't keep you all day. The point that I was making is my writing is poetry not rap. Though I might be lazy and my crazy ramblings full of crap. It could be immature and in fact not...

As far as I understand - the rhyming displayed in this thread has its origins in rap This "rap" was written by one of Australia's greatest "rap" artists. He was around a few years befor the Hilltop Hoods. You might remember him by his stage name of Banjo. A B Paterson (1864-1941). Mulga Bill's Bicy...

Buff Brad you wrote:

Your pathetic re-posted poem was shit the on the first run.

Was shit the on the first run? ...... mmm.

Next time try and reply with something less gay.

And again your obsession with homosexuality.


Enough said.

Peter Troy 1940-2008, a true surfing pioneer Passed away on the Sunshine Coast, September this year. They should build a statue of Peter. It would have to move constantly around the world for the next ten years before being placed on Mudjimba Island. To get back on topic. I think we could come up wi...

Wanderer.

Before I saw these pictures.
I thought the only use for a cat was for crab bait.
Still do
But they have now become amusing crab bait.
Actually very very very funny crab bait.

Has anyone ever shaved a cat?
You must have a photo of that.
Do they have felines in Brazil?

Buffy, Please refer to my last correspondance. This is the end Bradley, you raging old queer No more correspondance with you, I hope this is clear. I'm writing this slowly to assist you in reading It is clear that you suffer from generations of inbreeding. Somewhat disappointing; I was looking forwa...

Would that wet "cat" be riding a big purple thruster?

Peter Drouyn also invented.......... Man-on- Man......... heats. You wouldn't want a statue of that. If they made a statue of MP, would it dissapear and no one be able to find it? And wait; what about a statue of TC on the cliff above Newport Beach. It would need strong foundations to stop it droppi...

Bugs took Australian surfing to the rest of the world with his talent and attitudein in Hawaii.
In his honour they erected an illuminated statue of him at Pipeline.
They ended up removing it.
Seems the locals kept punching its lights out.

Not cats.
But maybe quite partial to a bit of drunken pussy.

Hard not to have a soft on for the big fella ......Nicholas? But seriously, I must concur with you wholeheartedly. Whilst the rest of the dream tour are off sooking or trying to drown themselves. Big Bede is putting in the hard yards. He finished strongly last year and is going to do so again this ...

This is the end Bradley, you raging old queer No more correspondance with you, I hope this is clear. I'm writing this slowly to assist you in reading It is clear that you suffer from generations of inbreeding. Somewhat disappointing; I was looking forward to the battle But jousting with you is more ...

Dear Bradley I can see your favorite pastime is checking other peoples spelling Its an obvious fact that yourself short you are selling. Please try and be cleverer with future remarks Your other favorite pastime is visiting toilets in parks. Now I won't lower myself further with more referances sexu...

Hey Buffy thanks for pointing out my spelling mistake But I fixed it like you did with a second take. And this troll thing you keep repeating wasn't even your idea We've talked about plagiarization; I thought I made that quite clear. As for the some kind of pseudo intellectual grammatical remarks Th...

Dear Bradly here we go again; let the beating begin You can't win a fight when you lead with your chin. Firstly you are a hypocrite and totaly inconsistant Can you actually read, you brain dead literary dissident? Secondly and I quote you, even if I was gay I agree with you BB so put it away. Thirdl...