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When feminism first started running rampant through mainstream society it started to alienate all those who dared to appose it and in a way they (feminists) recreated their own autocratically inspired “feminist” dictums that left males disadvantaged. Yeah...men are soooooo disadvantaged. I don't kn...

Camel. I never met the guy but heard the stories... Upteen wet seasons in G Land without anti-malaria tablets. Not sure but I think he got the cerebral variety. Was arrested for an expired visa and taken to prison where he escaped and was on the run from the authorities all thru indo. Would sit out ...

Speaking of old people at retirement homes ... i delivered chinese to one, she didnt have a credit card and had no **** money Mad She was $15 short, what the **** was i to do? Say **** off, take the food back knowing id be leaving an old person go without eating for a while Embarassed or take half ...

in my short experience of reading stab, they are very carefull as to not make sensationalist or consumer driven remarks. They seem to come from the 'left' and dont like to be seen as putting a spin on things, (exept for that slight leftest spin) :shock: http://www.stabmag.com/features/biolos.php ht...

Sarge!...suck a dick. Oh wait.

I reckon its been long enough. Blakey should just let by-goons be by-goons.

Straight after applying solar cure, put glad wrap over the ding (make sure its tight)to smooth it down and you don't need to sand. Depending on where ding is you may want to tape down. If sun is good your done in 5mins.

bumfluff wrote:"Ring-fluff" has a nice ummm ring to it....

Ring fluff = butt lint.

bumfluff - does you sister call herself muff-fluff?

...I'd hate to think what the love child of Mufffluff and Ringmaster would be called....Muffmaster maybe.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say as a rule of thumb that its not feet its foot and a 1 foot = 2 feet or 10feet equal 5 foot. Once you've armed yourself with this handy little bit of info you'll have the whole thing fingered and you can knuckle down and just go toe surfing...at Palmy. Suck ...

If ever there was a comment that summed up how the surf industry types have lost touch with the average surfer and are purely in it for the buck look no further than the comments from the 24 carat cokhead himself Mr Daniel.

At least I now know where there is a new public dunny in Mona Vale.

Saturday, up the coast for the day surfing (or should i say mostly dogging) a left ledge by myself for the most part, then more beers and bbq at a mates place. Very similar story myself Wanderer. Love an east swell with a bit of ompf to it. You know your having a good day when your arms are so hamm...

Yep I had a real good cack at it myself. Sorry about the L word there vb - I`ll give myself an uppercut for that one.

Nice work Butts - what time were these taken. I was out this morning between 6.30 and 8.30 and it was a pain in the arse getting a decent wave that didn't close out. Saw alot of gems but with the rips it was a nightmare getting in the right position. Lots of late take-offs into closeouts

vb wrote:There once was a shortboarder called Jack,
Who knew how to turn and cutback,
Who knew how to turn and cutback,
Who knew how to turn and cutback'
Who knew how ..........

Lid poetry at its finest, take the drop and then get to the shoulder and spin.

Butts and Ringmaster - what can I say? when its from the heart, beauty will ensue.

I am like a mighty Hawai'ian water God, A fearless king with a bodacious bod. A gliding ruler of surf and sea, A tamer of oceans, a true waterman is me. With my sun tan and six-pack I effortlessly glide, Atop the crest of a whitehorse I fearlessly ride. My paddles' my sword, as I slice a swath throu...

There once was this hero from Harbord,
who fancied himself as a waterlord,
A waterman so fit, yet he couldn't surf for sh!t
So he purchased a stand up paddle board.

^^ Ode to a Jet-Ski person Jet-ski person, selfish fink. May your silly jet-ski sink. May you hit a pile of rocks, Oh hoonish summer coastal pox Noisy smoking dickhead fool, On your loathsome leisure tool, Give us all a jolly lark And sink beside a hungry shark Scream as in it’s fangs you go Your la...