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Its a physical activity ... that makes it kind of sporty. Now running can be a sport ... as in a race. It can also be done purely for fun or fitness purposes ... exercise and all. Is running a sport ... yes. Surfing can be placed within these same parameters ... no ? ... yes ... yes it can. Is surfi...

Braithy wrote:Bullshit.

It's what happens when God sneezes.

Holy crap ... what happens when she menstruates ?

Now come come Braithy ... stop kidding around ... we all know that apart from the points and D'bah there are no discernibly rideable waves on the coast. Straight handers prevail ... and sharks ... lots and lots of sharks. Irukandji too ... did we mention the jelly fish.

Hey Kreeps ... the word sport is a noun and a verb. Did you know that a verb is a doing word. This verbing noun has numerous annotations. But its primary context refers to physical exertion ... usually in an activity involving a skill of sorts. Ones participation in sport can be either individual or...

If you're not careful, I'll ring the three surf schools at the alley and inform them of gentle rollers to the shore at the end of your street. Think about that. Hell in a hand basket. You're on the slipper slope ... as Joe would say ... pumpkin scones anyone. Braithy, if you pm me your banks, I ll ...

there's some good banks near me. I can pm them to you. Don't you dare ... irregardless of liking ... disliking ... and the levels there of ... I will kill you ... kill you dead. Then I'll chop you into idly biddy tiny little bits and feed you to the fcukin lorikeets at Currumbin Sanctuary. The lori...

wats a mackerel sky :?: A mackerel sky is a collection of clouds in lines that kind of resemble the markings of a mackerel. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ux2EUieOfGo/SXTjpfYGwsI/AAAAAAAAABA/fY6KytR4xws/s320/mackerel+sky.bmp Had a nice black storm front move in from the NW earlier. Its gone now ... and ...

There's nothing wrong with the world womble. Thank christ for that ... I was getting worried. But there's something wrong with the cnuts who've been voted into the Gold Coast City Council. Really: this issue is in the hands of the residents of Southern Queensland. Tom Tate is their deal and Campbel...

steve shearer wrote:Kreeps, you ever get sick of living on the NB's?

Steve ... as you so rightly know ... there is a is big difference between living and existing.

Nick ... Forget this idle chit chat. Enough I say. Drastic action is required. Step up to the plate son ... the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Yes they're at it again ... and we need your assistance. Could you please stop Bob Ell and his cohorts from building a cruise ship terminal at Bilinga....

steve shearer wrote: throw the keys in the hat.

Salad Bowl.

Nick Carroll is a waterman. Nick, would you take Laird Hamilton in a fight??? No weapons. Grappling, elbows, biting and kicks ok though. Loofy, watermen do not fight each other. It would be unseemly. Look loopy ... it like this ... Laird is reminiscent of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Nick on the other hand...

steve shearer wrote:good news for those with S swell magnets on hand

Tell me about it ... I've been meaning to buy a set for some time now.

Doesn't even have to be the S model either ... just a decent set of all-round swell magnets will do.

kreepykrawly wrote:How can I be so anal and delusional if my clear and concise rants are based on pure analytical observation.

Dagnabbit ... and heres me thinking it was puerile farcical misinterpretation ... my bad.

1. George Greenough. Was driving the bus down Wategoes horribly congested lane, trying not to commit too obvious homicide on any lollygagging tourista, watching five or six feet of bunched nor-east windswell piling into the outside banks near the Cape. Horrible mess. Sweep. Shark country. Then I sa...

Shearer... The truth teller Is he though. Truth and opinion can get a bit fuzzy around the edges at times. Points of view differ in perspective ... it all depends where one stands. The late Nelson Mandela is a perfect example of this. One mans freedom fighter is another mans terrorist. Shearer is a...

Lisa Anderson - one for the girls Was traveling on a similar path ... but have definitely got Steph Gilmore on my short list. Along with PC and Greenough ... Asher Pacey would be in the mix too. Its hard to pick just five without any criteria. Bugs was my hero as a grommet. The best beard in surfin...

The Messiah, yeah he is incredible, but he doesn't care, so fcuk him. I like surfers who give a shit and who shed blood. oh jesus christ No not jesus ... the messiah ... never get those two confused Ranchy ... Braithy'll have a flying fit. Not to mention Almightygod. :-o Oh for crying out loud ... ...