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by offshore1
Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:50 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

Stick with your fours, KLX, I called Bombardier,
that's what's still in their Seadoos, for now.
by offshore1
Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:21 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

ric_vidal wrote:
offshore1 wrote: Bombardier describes their engine as "an extremely simple mechanism controlled by an extremely powerful microprocessor(8 million calculations per second! :shock: )
So who counts them, eh?
Dunno, I'm personally limited to one calculation every eight million seconds :? .
by offshore1
Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Zou Zou and the Soothing Swell
Replies: 52
Views: 11670

Lucky Al wrote:Early-morning waves stir up my demons. Most nights drink until drunk but still up early and often out in the water by six, and sitting out the back at that time thoughts are all ugly.
Catch a wave mate.
Next one's yours :wink: .
And stop thinking about Chamberpuss.
She ain't that scary.
by offshore1
Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:54 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

They also make Learjets and high speed electric trains, I believe, so they bring considerable technical resources to the "recreational vehicle" table. Another opportuntiy for Virgin Surf slips through orffone’s fingers :roll: http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1168/3883111/9609157/165804422.jpg Our No...
by offshore1
Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:51 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

They also make Learjets and high speed electric trains, I believe, so they bring considerable technical resources to the "recreational vehicle" table. I've always liked the elegant simplicity of 2 cycle outboards, so i remain very interested in what they're doing. This injection technology originate...
by offshore1
Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:06 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

Coupla things, KLX; scavenging is done with only air(not air/fuel mix); and since there's no fuel in crankcase to wash away oil, they can get away with minuscule amounts from a dedicated oil supply line to the crankshaft bearings. Bombardier describes their engine as "an extremely simple mechanism c...
by offshore1
Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Smoking ban proposed for Bells Beach
Replies: 52
Views: 13836

grazza wrote: Second hand farts - Australia says no.
I'm for that, I mean, against it.
by offshore1
Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:02 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

Re: 2 Stroke Tech

2's are maintenance intensive, but that said, they are very easy to maintain. 4's tend to be far more reliable... but when something goes wrong it will be more time consuming and expensive to fix generally. The first part of your statement sounds contradictory, but it's true. You sound like you've ...
by offshore1
Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:24 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Costa rica chikita
Replies: 16
Views: 6881

Hi Brenno, I've been twice. Got an uncle who's been living there for 25 years. It's gotten WAY more crowded in the last ten years, like everywhere else. Still, ticos are friendly, especially on the west coast, and the country is 'surfer friendly,' the girls are too. East coast(Caribbean) is more ske...
by offshore1
Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: no-ones talking
Replies: 16
Views: 8780

Kayla wrote:. (like I was going to use it in Europe?! LOL)
Thin ice, Kanine, thin ice. :?
by offshore1
Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:02 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25591

2 strokes are better if u get rolled :arrow: I would think so, no crankcase oil. Bombardier, a Canadian company, is putting out a really interesting new 2 stroke, the E-Tech: low emmissions, great fuel economy, robust, lightweight, relatively simple compared to 4 strokes. It may already be in their...
by offshore1
Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:41 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Beating the longborders!
Replies: 40
Views: 12219

Try doing the 'confident paddle' and say to 'em, "My turn," making sure you're taking off deep(respect). If ya can't take off deep, well, you haven't got a leg to stand on, as it were, and get yourself a mal or a booger or move down the beach. If they've already gotten waves and you haven't, they sh...
by offshore1
Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Change is gonna come.
Replies: 9
Views: 2973

so surfboards are gunna start being mass produced, with different "models" every year instead of all customs, yes ? As e-ric says, it's already happening. Burton likely will accelerate it and, I believe, refine the process/ product. Always, hopefully, room for local, tailored, unique, and/or upper ...
by offshore1
Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Change is gonna come.
Replies: 9
Views: 2973

Yeah, Ric, a lot of this has been discussed after Clarkfoam shut down. You may recall I reckoned board prices would actually COME DOWN in the not too distant future: China, Thailand, Mexico, Bic, GSI... My local shaper is getting boards from China now practically cheaper than he can build them (espe...
by offshore1
Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Change is gonna come.
Replies: 9
Views: 2973

Change is gonna come.

Bet we're going to see some radical new technologies soon, Burton buys CI:

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-b ... -headlines

perfect business model for Maddie and NickNack?
by offshore1
Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Funniest Forum Member?
Replies: 74
Views: 16135

Gonna give my vote to Clif, for upbeat attitude.
Kept his stoke and mojo and good humour intact whilst his eyeball dangled by an optic nerve.

Not as funny as losing one's testicles, mind you. (that clip was hilarious, tootr :lol: Poor castrato, though :cry: )
by offshore1
Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: females and realsurf
Replies: 131
Views: 28623

Meataxe, I'm not Sharky :twisted: Or, am I? :shock: :lol: post a pic of YOUR pins then - and you wonder why theres no girls. i gave up. Can't say as I blame ya, srfrgrrl. But if you recall I never doubted ya from the start. Your pins are stunning in a sexy, girlish, cute, innocent way :wink: ; wher...
by offshore1
Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: females and realsurf
Replies: 131
Views: 28623

Meataxe, I'm not Sharky :twisted:



Or, am I? :shock: :lol: