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Ben does have his ugly mug on his thingy on swellnet, if he ever surfs down Port Albert way , he'll be told what's what!

Starts with one, then two followed by a hiace commuter with w trailer on the back, stop kidding yourself , your heading down sellout avenue.

I thought Z might have been you Steve, I'm sorry for your loss of privacy. How long as that been up? You have mentioned moving on, probably a good time to go.

Something new, that's a big move Trev, good to see you boy's crawling out of depression.

Skimboarding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kexVqNI0YjY

Surfed a nice left beachie, bout head and a 1/2 high, fist surf for a month I think it wasn't a solo surf.

My god it is hot!!

Calm down fella's or he may remember why he wandered off in the first place

Thank God your back Nick Carroll, these blokes have been seriously depressed since you went off to do other things, they felt totally abandoned. I tried to fill the gap for you and take over your thread, but Trevs only pleasure in life these days is to poke a finger in my kidneys, so he locked the t...

So what about the invading stingers from the north?

I think we flies have gotten a bad rap, we’re not carriers of contagious crap. Humans are far worse when it comes to spreading their infectious germs. What fly, I ask, has ever spread syphilis or other veneral diseases like this? Yes, we do have a prediliction for foods most humans squeamishly abhor...

Diarrhea boom... FLERRRRRRRK!!!! I am sweating on this silent throne, Cold is my sweating double lump, my butt-ox. Dripping sopping is my hole, wet for you, my boo. PLUMP! SHPLOOP! SQUISH! UHN! UWAAAAAH! That is my plural drip, my dipping turd flow, Niagara. Ookatini flip, my pencil fell in. Fish it...

So what's all this with brevity that some think a necessity? Write two words on the joys of spring or seven words on anything. My quill revs up prepared to go but then it's over, don't you know, write one word on a lover's sigh or four words on the way to die, I question why this sad constraint I wa...

I think you should stop it right here before you make me puke.

What else could possibly mean?

Trev wrote:Good fun at my local. Cleanest it's been all week.

Went for a walk down to my local, dirtiest I've ever seen it, tourists are pigs. Why do you think your local was dirtier earlier in the week trev, did the council workers clean it up for christmas?

[quote="steve shearer"

I love these little strike missions just before Christmas, it's like the world holds its breath and there's an incredible stillness.[/quote]

I think that is a apt description of every small coastal town in Australia before Christmas, all hell will break loose tomorrow.

Solar res is a good way to wreck a board, goes yellow, devalued

Exellent waves this morning

The last 3 days of swell have been fanbloodytastic, with those evening low tides. strong long period swell warm water and evening glass offs , it's great to be in vicco. Ca't say that often.