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Yeah your right saltman. He could of chosen a better date eh. anyway...when I spoke with him about five mins ago, he said he was going to start a Pearl Jam cover band. Apparently Jack Johnson is onboard too. I suggested they call themselves Jackin Johnson's Ball Butter which he thought was "super ki...

bc - sanctimonious eh. Nice word but a tad excessive don't you think. Sorry if my "advice" is going to cost you a free ride to the beach mate but I firmly believe a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. Your duplicitous intent is as transparent as glad-wrap and at least I was straight up with t...

^^ Ok whatever. mate if you are even contemplating the notion of paying someone to teach you the basics of getting out in small to medium surf then you shouldn't be out there - pure and simple. You'll be a liability to anyone in your vicinity including yourself. The fact that your scared in those co...

Ah so your a lippy one eh?
I was just asking if your a chick or not. Valid question since you reckon you fill your jocks at a wave the same height as a pre-schooler.
1 hour session though - does that include time spent changing your nappy.

How much coin will you pay us Gibbs? I was thinking somethin like a three-session deal for $100. :?: Have looked around on-line and going rate for one-on-one seems to be about $40 per session. Do we get the cash up front? How longs a session? When you say you " shit yourself at anything over 4ft" a...

Cottesloe Beach, Perth circa 1990. One of the beaches best surfers snapped his leggie whilst surfing outside the flagged area. His board then was washed into the flagged area where it hit a guy in the head, killing him. The surfer was arrested and charged with manslaughter as he'd been seen to catch...

There was talk of another CT on the Northern Beaches. Let's hope not! Can't ya see it. The Rip Curl Search Whale Beach. Nobody's allowed to say where it is, in case it's, you know, Exposed ... so the whole area is renamed Summer Bay and everyone pretends it's in Peru. To imitate terrible Third Worl...

Personally I reckon Slater has been pretty "lucky" this year. I wouldn't go as far as to say he's a burgler or anything but in both finals the other guy has been the better surfer on the day. Slats has been getting the wave he needs or the other guy hasn't. He admitted it himself that he thought Bed...

Looking forward to Doodleheads 19th post. Should be a doodlsie... Guys, f***k me thats all harsh! Certainly not a grommet by any stretch (a little old for that). Havent been surfing long for sure, so maybe still feeling good/a little idealistic maybe about the whole deal, but certainly wont do it a...

Looking forward to Doodleheads 19th post.

Should be a doodlsie...

Doodles wrote:Fellow Surfers,

Doodles wrote: Doesnt matter what your age or choice of board/style. The only thing that matters is your passion for boardriding full stop!

Thats how i see it.

Doodles - stop being one.
Such flagrant use of triteness is freaking boring.

Like the horizontal escalators at the airport, mals by enlarge have been misappropriated by the rotund, the lazy and the weak.

Well anyone wanting to set up a good coffee shop in Newport serving good coffee....I may be happy to frckn back you in your venture. :wink: Or good food at a good price too. Newport - how about the Northern Beaches? If you want good coffee apparently this stuff is the sh!t. Literally. :wink: Set up...

Nick Carroll wrote:

Dae wrote:Is Sofia hot in real life? I reckon she's tops. Who's got the inside, up close experience?

Sofia is an incredibly nice person.

yeah toaderwy an wid a weally super gweat wack too.

daryl wrote:Duchamp drunk woman falling down the stairs hehe

Ah Daz,...mate!? um, that doesn't look like no woman to me!?

yeah mine did one for her hens night coupla weeks ago to. She reckons she didnt want a stripper so her friends organised this for her instead. No stripper my arse :!: They drink champas and look at his morton for two hours FFS. She said when he first came out they were all a bit shy and quiet (in o...

Well... I busted the two hottest chicks in our office going at it in the kitchen once,...with a strap-on...and...they were drenched in beer... and screaming my name. ..actually now that I think about it, they could of been making coffee's. The lighting in our kitchen has always been a bit iffy. Sky-...

I just noticed this on Shark Shield website.

...wonder how the OH&S guy is feeling.