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You are a farkwit. Piss off.

barstardos wrote: it wont be much worse than the mens WCT at Bakio

They should drop that event too. I reckon another mobile event is the go like the Rip Curl event.

On again at Manly.

Again gonna be held in one foot dribble. Dunno why they bother.

The women's tour certainly can't be called the "dream tour".

surfingmaster wrote:My mother wont let me surf if its too big. She is scared i might drown.I hate her because of this.

You take the pink pills AFTER the blue ones mate.

Haven't seen too many people "trim into the rip" in my 30 odd years of surfing.

Me thinks he's a twat.






Woohoo. 666 posts. Pretty apt considering my avatar.

through the winter when it thins right out I think you tend to forget how bad the crowds get in summer, but as soon as it warms up a bit ... BAMM, it's on ..... I disagree. I reckon this winter gone was the most crowded I have seen on the Northern Beaches. I reckon more and more kooks are braving t...

Good too see ya got waves Dinosaur. Sacrilegious not to surf when its like that. Anyway just had a look at it today. VERY DISSAPOINTING AFTER YESTERDAY. Outlook for weekend looks even more grim :cry: . Cya..... im off to the beach for the day :D . Let ya know how it was. :cry: :x :evil: :twisted: W...

Get stuffed . Things didn't work out all my way. Was planing to have "the" salt and pepper squid at Barrenjoey House, washed down with some expensive imported beer..... but it was closed !!!! Settled for the Sands Hotel... pork ribs and VB combo. mmmmmmmmmm (licks lips and hopes Barrenjoey House is...

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Edit: Oops. Too rude.

A part of the female anatomy that has a pescatorial smell about it.

...only 4 days ago and already these little f ucking tards are leaving rubbish all over the beach :evil: :evil: :evil: The last few days surfing at my local has seen rubbish all over the beach at the end of the day. What is it with these kids they are supposed to be the most informed generation EVE...

I got a 9'1" Bennett for sale. Great nick for $500. It'll catch anything.

Fatalist.

I would like to inflict fatal injuries on people that shit me.

Go Cats. Meow.

Nick Carroll wrote:Do not own a Stand Up Paddleboard. Will leave Standing Up With A Paddle to the Watermen among us.

You're just scared of the future of surfing.

STAND UP WITH A PADDLE AND BE PROUD.





















the big board compensates for the little penis

What about the hand drag?

For the older blokes............Richard Cram?

RCJ's backhand cutties in Mad Wax were the shit.

wanto wrote:tits

Definitely tits.