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Everyone has left Bondi and headed north.

Cold, windy and miserable today.

Well definitely a lump of pork

Tested surfing after my hernia stopped giving me grief today. I was a bit worried but went okay. Crossshore before the wind picked up and caught about 6 waves before calling it a day. A couple of longish lefts were better than expected.

Mitochondria would have dealt with that in no time.

Just got back from a vain attempt at a swim. Tama looked pretty good. Similar size to the Bra earlier. Fcuk the beaches are packed.

Without wanting to reignite the wave height debate I was just over at the Bra watching the surf for about 45 minutes while the missus had a dip. I’d call the surf 4-6ft by my scale. 100+ guys of mixed ability in the water. Tide had probably caused more shutdowns but there were a few long running lef...

Bondi was packed this morning. It’s protected from the north swell. Pretty crappy though. Heaps of walkers, runners, powerlifters and a few swimmers. Everyone was out after the rain.

Yo normal dudes. Shocked I say; without twotta am forced into Mastodon and bluesky, not in touch with my usual complaints but it's fun how every second poster is tranny https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/rip-curl-lowerson-longboard-surf-transgender-controversy That’s a good read Daz. Fairl...

Rabbit has a new signature board out. Doubt he could surf it himself though and definitely didn’t shape them.

6’4” full template twin fin is hardly a Shortboard.

Doubt if I would draw your attention down there BA. Wall to wall G String wearing babes of every description. Not to mention the rest of the circus.

Thought about a truss? Well, now that I have identified what the Fcuk is going on I’m looking for solutions. Since I’ve retired I’m going Commando most of the time. Just boardies and a t shirt. May have to review this. Missus can’t believe how much less washing there is. Particularly since Junior m...

Yeah. As well as fellow Realsurfers there’s about three people I’m regularly in contact with around here. I think I may have aggravated it trying to paddle and pop up a few times. This one aches but also has a real burning sensation around the base of my dick sometimes. Might be strangling the vein ...

Yeah, after bladder surgery you wonder what any malfunction down there is. Guess I kind of ignored it. The trouble is it’s not going to really go away without surgery as far as I can tell.

Yeah, I thought about putting a wetty on. Yesterday it hurt like Fcuk after the doc prodded it. If it had of continued like that I would have gone to emergency as advised. Seems generally okay today but as I said I feel like shite from the shingles jab. I actually found another Hernia Thread in the ...

Booked in to see a specialist but it’s not till May. Looks like we will be putting off our trip to the Gold Coast. No point driving all that way if I can’t surf. Plus might get a cancellation. Had a shingles shot at the doc yesterday so I generally feel like shite.

Great to see the rookie take out Bells. Beating World Number 1. He will remember that for ever.