RealSurf Surfers' Forum

Back in a time not so long ago, pre Wankernet, all ya needed was a trusty wagon, a tank of gas, a cake of honey wax and your weapon of choice, cooking wench optional. Just go south young man. Forget the Internet. It is for time wasting not surf road trip advice. No real surfer ever needs advice any...

I didnt ask for secret spots ya wanker! Just known places that might be good. Id like to see you with that attitude in real life mate. places that might be good. what so then these spots are over-run by fools like yourself. we dont all surf secret/seculded spots every day. what attitude? this is no...

You're a dick mate!!! :roll: i know a coops and he's a good bloke. pity you bring that fine name down, way down. like ron said, find them yourself git. this isnt a charity. I didnt ask for secret spots ya wanker! Just known places that might be good. Id like to see you with that attitude in real li...

Rockin' Ron wrote:here we go again

get in ya car and find 'em yourself....

You're a dick mate!!!

Hey Fellas, Im heading down south again this weekend and i was wondering which places will be good in a big swell? I will check *******, that will be a bit smaller because its protected but will be cracking for sure. ****, i imagine, will cop a fair wack of swell :shock: And that left just south of ...

Aaahhh. Very good Coops. It is good to see we can exchange some friendly banter without anybody chucking a major sad and resorting to personal abuse and threats. I have laughed my ar$e at the banter and have amused the sh*t out of myself on what is ordinarily a boring day in the office. So have i m...

I didnt think they still made Kneeboards Dan. Good for you!

Just kidding, i totally agree with you on that one. If you cant have a laugh at yourself you have no right laughing at anyone else.

Peace

Tip for boogers: After getting in the way for about half an hour, when you finally get on a wave, try and kneel - it will make you look like you want to standup & give you back some dignity - then tell your mates you want to by a proper stick so you can complete the entire motion. Funny shit. :lol:...

principal skinner wrote:Just went and checked the Farm ( southswell magnet)

Is that near Mystics? Excuse my ignorance if it isnt.

Aaahhh. Very good Coops. It is good to see we can exchange some friendly banter without anybody chucking a major sad and resorting to personal abuse and threats. I have laughed my ar$e at the banter and have amused the sh*t out of myself on what is ordinarily a boring day in the office. So have i m...

Advanced Technique Tips for Skegs The Hater - Learn to hate all other water craft because its not as "cool" as riding a skeg. Hate is a good thing, if it wasnt for skegs there would be no point to go to the beach. The Shark Island is shit anyway - Who needs this thick barreling monster with a giant ...

Tips for Stand ups The Repeat - Just go really fast and do a cutt back, then build up speed again and do the same thing over and over again. The Shark Biscuit run over - When you are in between cutt backs, find a genetically inferior lid to run over with your oversized board. This will make you the ...

Swimming definitely works! I swim (occationally) and first you can only swim a couple of laps in a row and before you know it you are swimming 120 in a row (3km). I also hear that running underwater carrying heavy stones helps heaps. But i dont know how many people besides pros can be bothered to do...

You just need to read the surf better. Maybe try not to paddle against rips for 1/2 an hour. That will wear out the fittest man. When the years pass by and you keep surfing, you just are able to get out the back better. Be patient young grasshopper.

i'm ****#n serious c$nt!!!!!!!!! I was just about to donate money to save the last seal at Seal Rocks but now... I might sacrifice it to my false god. :twisted: :twisted: nah you may as well give it to great lakes council theyll put it towards the super dooper new road we have. it just cuts the tra...

savesealrocks wrote:i'm ****#n serious c$nt!!!!!!!!!

I was just about to donate money to save the last seal at Seal Rocks but now... I might sacrifice it to my false god.

I think most people are mucking around. Not taking anything seriously.

2nd Reef wrote:And I'm not that little ya smartarse prick!!

What are ya? 5'5, 5'6? What your a big shot are you?