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ajohnsen wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:00 pm

I did that. I know you’re a kitten at heart.

Soft as a fat woman’s cankles

That sounded a bit mean. Take all the swear words out and soften it a bit in your own mind aj. That’s what I meant.

Well tell the little cnut to pull his finger out and get swimming till he can do the deed and deserve his second hand JS or whatever. Make him earn it, he’ll appreciate it all the more if he loves it.

Agree. Second hand stick. Plenty out there.

ajohnsen wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:24 pm

Okay, The Duck is offering up tough love. Who’s next?

Can he swim a mile? Would he be ok in a strong rip dragging him out with no board. Is he a strong swimmer?
That shit does help aj. I didn’t realise at the time but it did save my life a few times. Go the tough love route.

Tell him when he can swim a mile non stop you will get him a board. That’s what my old man said. Motivation when you’re 10 years old. So I did it, then he bought me a $20 dinged up knee board. Couldn’t get my arm around it and it was a piece of shit hand made dog of a thing. I didn’t know it was a k...

Out the front. Water’s gone cold, probs 17-18 deg. Surf was marginal n/e windswell. As Iggy would say, a few runners. Good ones were pretty rare though.

Nah, its derived from the album name Celwydd by Thud's favourite welsh singer Duck, Ifan Dafydd. She's not too shabby either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sFw ofGWy0hLs Well Cranked I clicked that link and YouTube said something went wrong. I think all those welsh consonants fcuked the algorith...

Thud wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:42 pm

Let’s kill this now. Wales isn’t a surfing destination anybody outside of Cwyaddldcwyddd would consider. But well done for having a crack

Is that really a place or did you just go apeshit on the keyboard?

Why the focus on sunset NC? What about Rocky Point and Haleiwa and other spots? What is it about Sunset? It looks like a tricky somewhat unpredictable cnut of a wave.

Aj gets the 8ft close out tube at sunset.
Score 2.17

ajohnsen wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:31 am

I can't remember the last time Maroubra had good waves. Iggy?

1978

The island was a circus today. Some good waves but holy fcuk what a shit fight. Seems like nobody works anymore. Monday’s are Sundays.

He’s doing well for an 82 year old with a prolapsed uterus, that’s for sure!

2 surfs today, back beach in the morning then the island in the afternoon. Neither were anywhere near what you would call good but it was just great to be amongst it. There was a bit of swell.

Thanks Beany. Don’t post a link, I’ll find it.

Down the coast, out the front. Crowd factor good, only 1 guy out, me. Fcuken hassled myself. Pretty wonk but wind only light so a couple of smooth faces.

Island, light onshore, wonky 3ft swell, odd bigger one. Saw a couple of good ones but don't feel i picked any.