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Paddled out behind a woman?

Hey Mr Carrollllll
If you are back I have a question.
Do you think Kelly could do the unthinkable next year if he just went back to riding Merricks?

+1

Well 2017 is starting well already. Stay here nick we are much funnier and Rory is gone.
But I am refusing to surf in this onshore slop

That's some deep shit, right there

marauding mullet wrote:

The Mighty Sunbird wrote: Rancho can go fcuck himself but.

Exactly, there's only room for one Mullet around here. If I did get on Bullgrit, which I won't, it would be to have a word with Mr Rancho

Damn straight.

#thetruemullet

Except an MR is actually a good board

Well I have just changed my mind. While it's as patchy as hell, if lucky al is on beachgrit it's ok by me.
Rancho can go fcuck himself but.

Not to mention sold out and narcissistic
I most certainly am not on there I like it here with the real people

Sufferin succotash!

Leaping lizards!

Well I wish they would just KILL THEM ALL
I'll be up there in a coupla weeks. Am having trouble sourcing bang sticks

As seen on channel nine news! Fcuck me I'm buying it if it was on the news!

Mankind!

Found a 1 foot bank to myself at Bondi this morning the puddle jumper was humming.
After half an hour a gaggle of kooks surrounded me and I went in

What a kook

Nothin wrong with that