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by offshore1
Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Depression
Replies: 126
Views: 29282

Meataxe, in this topsy-turvy virtual set-up we've all found ourselves clamouring around in here at Realsurf for all this time, you've got heaps of mates; I reckon most of whom you've never seen their faces but, obviously, every one's concern is real, mine included. Life has for most of history been ...
by offshore1
Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:10 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Liddle Hulls
Replies: 121
Views: 85043

I'll give ya seven bucks for it, nine-o :lol: I'll even come down to pick 'er up. [img]C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\All%20Users\Documents\My%20Pictures\Kodak%20Pictures\2006-09-06\[/img] shit, I'm working on posting pics of my old beater :twisted: reckon I need to upload them into photobucket someh...
by offshore1
Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Post Your Artistic/creative photos V.1 [pg. 22]
Replies: 573
Views: 123220

O, RLY :?:

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YEAH, RLY :!:
by offshore1
Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Steve Irwin -Croc Hunter DEAD!
Replies: 184
Views: 45074

Bloody ironic he was done in by a normally docile creature that uses its barb only for defence :? .
My boys loved the guy, his bright-eyed childlike enthusiasm set him apart as well.
He will be missed in my household.
by offshore1
Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:59 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Liddle Hulls
Replies: 121
Views: 85043

This is a great thread. I bought a Liddel at a yard sale two years ago for $7 :shock: Yes, seven dollars! Nose was busted up, I repaired it in a reasonably workmanlike fashion; and the tail had been damaged and less well repaired. I've ridden it a few times when the surf is small; it's about 6' 10" ...
by offshore1
Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Topics Being Hijacked
Replies: 171
Views: 31649

Reckon I'm the only one who likes grid iron football. Nay offshore you are not. Both me and my dad are avid NFL watchers. I think I picked it up just living in the US, after a while I forgot about the stupid endless timeouts and crazy costumes and started watching what was going on. Unbelievable pr...
by offshore1
Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Topics Being Hijacked
Replies: 171
Views: 31649

back on topic: Hey Chamberess, I thought you were supposed to be in Fiji now? What happened?
by offshore1
Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Topics Being Hijacked
Replies: 171
Views: 31649

Reckon I'm the only one who likes grid iron football.
Hey Chamberess, aren't you supposed to be in Fiji right now?
by offshore1
Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Slater video clip
Replies: 24
Views: 6783

omg how does he not fall off!!!!! ~58 seconds~ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woooot i think it's the wax. 8) But truly, it's beauty to behold when man and equipment are like one, and his knowledge of the medium is complete. Reckon it's like Tiger Woods and golf, Micheal Jordan and baske...
by offshore1
Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don's Party!
Replies: 182
Views: 35844

^^*tonight on uncut* -Kreepy Krawleys strange and entrepreneurial idea of surfer's ear surgery backfires (literally) in the face of Nick as he discover's that the operation is only a sheer smokescreen for KK's strange ear fetish. .......(fong) :!: :idea: :arrow: "need rub whale blubber on that quic...
by offshore1
Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don's Party!
Replies: 182
Views: 35844

Squid wrote:offshore, that's some very funny shit! :D :D :D
cheers, squiddy.
Amazing the shit ya think about during a long surf session on gutless windslop :D . Kept me grinning the whole time out, though :wink: .
Hope you enjoyed reading half as much as I did writing the mess.
by offshore1
Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don's Party!
Replies: 182
Views: 35844

[The housemates are arguing over who is going to do the weelky chors when suddenly Chamberess cuts the cheese whilst sitting on Meataxe's lap and instantly blames Jersey who was chomping down a burrito. Fong then iterjects insiting Chamberess have bathroom duties for the first week. Upon hearing th...
by offshore1
Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Forum ethics
Replies: 81
Views: 16415

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i221/kreepykrawly/equalan2.gif just imagining doing a vortex macquarie dictionary definition. vortex....to pass something off as your own...eg KK did a vortex on offshores avatar. haha, well, um, ahem, I actually ripped that avo off from a bloke on my local board. ...
by offshore1
Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:02 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don's Party!
Replies: 182
Views: 35844

[The housemates are arguing over who is going to do the weelky chors when suddenly Chamberess cuts the cheese whilst sitting on Meataxe's lap and instantly blames Jersey who was chomping down a burrito. Fong then iterjects insiting Chamberess have bathroom duties for the first week. Upon hearing th...
by offshore1
Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:47 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: STandup to Booga?
Replies: 10
Views: 2001

ok, shaunm, what's with the mutt?
by offshore1
Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Get a jetski today!
Replies: 11
Views: 3529

Thought the whole idea of using skis was for days when it was too big to paddle in :? .
That wave looks to be pretty gutless, maxi.
by offshore1
Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Get a jetski today!
Replies: 11
Views: 3529

It was fong and his posse wasn't it :twisted: .
Has all the earmarks of fong and his gang of Port Macquarie n'erdowells.
The fat one with the banjo was Johnno :lol: .
by offshore1
Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: MUMMY.....BUY ME A JETSKI!
Replies: 111
Views: 25596

Re: Interesting Link

I think I am a dyed in the wool 4 stroke fanatic, the torque, I would have thought a two stroke would have more torque, given that every piston down stroke is a power stroke, whereas, with the fours, every other down stroke is an intake stroke. Can you explain? :? And, hi mad, I like the idea of a ...