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Beanpole wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:48 am

John John is a freak. His heat made every one else look lame.

Callum Robson says hi.

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:33 am

My boss is 6'2" and 120kgs and has surfed a lot on Maui so he's not a shrinking violet.

Your boss has a BMI of 34, classifying him as obese ... have a quiet word with the fat fuck.

BA wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:46 pm

No worries, I’ll go do that. And it’s not a petticoat, it’s a slip.

If you don't mind me saying, you look very fetching in it, but don't tell anyone else I said that ... they might get the wrong idea.

Oh, and I surfed a perfect 6ft reef this morning (on the high tide because it needs the water) with two others for an hour and a half. How’d you go? Did you try to stand up? Never mind, you’ll get there one day. No, I rode one of my kneeboards ... anyway go and have a look in the mirror, your low I...

A kneelo and Qashqai driver throwing shade. Not really hitting the mark. Says the guy who was cleaning public toilets yesterday morning while someone else was surfing glassy low-tide drainers ... its okay, even if you'd managed to get your wetsuit on before mid-afternoon, you'd have probably got pi...

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Dale makes beautiful boards. The AB legacy.

Its not that difficult ... getting out of a zipper-less wetsuit is the reverse process of getting into a zipper-less wetsuit. Getting dressed in the morning must be a real hoot at BA's ... thankfully he's got a list of instruction: "trousers after underpants and underpants don't go on over your hea...

Its not that difficult ... getting out of a zipper-less wetsuit is the reverse process of getting into a zipper-less wetsuit. Getting dressed in the morning must be a real hoot at BA's ... thankfully he's got a list of instruction: "trousers after underpants and underpants don't go on over your head...

buddy wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:26 am

Caio on the other hand is having a red hot crack.

Not as good a crack as the other two guys in his heat.

The Wossle is on at Pipe ... and Toledo is tube dodging again.

I mostly wear an Xcel 2mm short-john. If its sunny, I'll throw a tee over the top.

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 29, 2024 7:29 pm

84% Humidity today in Sydney......and no it didn’t rain.

Thats a normal day up here ... harden the fuck up, snowflake.

foamy wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 28, 2024 1:20 pm

I was watching a vid which included JJF waxing his board before going out at Pipe. I noted that he waxed his tail pad.

John John could wax his balls for all I care ... he's an amazing surfer, but I'm still not buying any of his expensive board-shorts.

Takes a massive swell to make "the roy" work. There used to be a nice left-hander off the "block" just after it was installed. Thats the storm water drain just north of the pool. Other novelty waves nearby are "brown water" in the basin and the "kick" behind the pool ... again, big swell needed to m...

buddy wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 11, 2024 7:15 pm

Chris Brock Sky at a pretty good price.
Weird outline and fin placement I reckon but probably collectable.

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Everything old is new again ...

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 12, 2024 1:45 am

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 11, 2024 10:20 pm

Highest humidity on record today. Still fcuking unpleasant at 10:20pm.

You mean rain?

Probably Dew Point rather than humidity.

Unless he'd confusing humanity or humility with relative humidity and thinking dew point has something to do with Gaza.

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