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I'm loving this Realsurf antipodean funk

Any or all of the above

But would really like to see what your hipster friends look like..
Any buns in the mix?

Pants list of the best mal waves in Australia….plus Bondi and Angourie. Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa. While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun. God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of ma...

Any of 'em stand on your board?

What if it's not really Cranky's missus on the other end, but one of Loofy's trans acquaintances? What then? Serious problems that's what.

Is it true what they say that Marine Biology babes tend to exude a powerful pescatorial stench?

That would be putain incroyable.

godsavetheking wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 06, 2023 10:30 pm

Give your struggles with English, I always find it difficult to imagine that Australians can speak any foreign languages

Ow that smarts!

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/s/?vie ... &safe=1&zw

Pasta Point still looks fun.

Mr Puffy Pants wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 05, 2023 5:59 pm

I wonder whether all this precipitation will fill the dams.

Probably quite a bit, but I heard that the snow melt will bring biblical flooding. Stay tuned.

Mr Puffy Pants wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 01, 2023 11:54 pm

This is fcuking intense. A very North American problem.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqRYdNyggCG/

Dude's a lord.

Pants wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:46 am

Surfed 56th day in row. Don’t have a serious job as surfing is my life, it really is. Don’t have a wife, she just got in the way. Don’t have friends, unless they surf and then they are just competition for the waves, so I have no friends.

57th day. Cannot wait.

Bet you eat an all meat diet.

Man, two bombshells today. Dazza's a meth head and Loofy sucks dicks.

WJW

Appease her. Let her stand on your board for a little while.

Sunset's gonna be over before you can say Jack Robinson.

I trust Sam, seems like a top bloke.

Tell 'em you're from Realsurf. You'll be a shoo in.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:14 pm

ado

Gotta love Realsurf AI auto correct .