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by crooked
Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:58 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: correct paddling technique?
Replies: 217
Views: 283477

LOL- those chicks should be chained to the sink/oven/bed.
by crooked
Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:05 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Someone Take out Tim Bailey
Replies: 46
Views: 10875

is that why he's called butts?

Coz hes only as high as one? :lol:
by crooked
Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:36 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: "MORE SURFBOARDS"
Replies: 18
Views: 7575

Cheers cobber.

I'll keep all that in mind when Im hunting around for boards, maybe take your suggestions to a shaper and get a custom made up.
by crooked
Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:23 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: "MORE SURFBOARDS"
Replies: 18
Views: 7575

Re: designed 4 you

Would really help to know what you are riding now so we can make the necessary changes to create the ideal board for you. your height and weight is very similar to mine so will be easy... I have a memory like a sieve, sot this is all I can remember. Its a brian kelway (ulladulla shaper) thruster, 6...
by crooked
Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:21 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: "MORE SURFBOARDS"
Replies: 18
Views: 7575

Hey bro, generous offer! Im 5'11 76 kgs and need a board for 2-6 foot waves and I want to be able to duckdive easily but also get onto waves without flogging myself. I surf mostly beachbreaks but the odd sucky reef as well. I want a board that I can progress from- ATM I can pull into little tubes an...
by crooked
Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:32 pm
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: best wax for bodyboarding
Replies: 25
Views: 9975

Earwax, its tasty too: just ask old Kevin07
by crooked
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: New board feeling
Replies: 26
Views: 5877

Do dents in the top of your board make a difference to performance?

Are people experimenting making blanks more durable, or is this another 'Victa' mower phenomenon?

(Victa started making engines with faults in them so that people would buy more mowers)
by crooked
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Rubbish on the beach
Replies: 15
Views: 2992

Re: Rubbish on the beach

Thats disgraceful!

Imagine your little kid/nephews/neices running down to the beack and slicing off half their toes coz some drunks left their shit everywhere.

makes me sick!
by crooked
Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: cheap holiday
Replies: 3
Views: 1683

Obivous one is Fiji, quite a few waves there that can work that time of year. Including a few rights. Little fickle at times. Might also be worth considering places like SW West Australia, not overseas but awesome waves of all types. Margs is also a great town for the women folk, very alternate and...
by crooked
Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:49 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: black rock....
Replies: 39
Views: 11910

What if i were to put something in there they wouldnt want to find :shock: e.g. $10 note with dig shit on the bottom side .. then try snatch it and 8) doggy doo on their hands :twisted: great idea if you want your car trashed. My uncle works in the high school and he reckons the koories are pretty ...
by crooked
Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Stinky's Shots
Replies: 9
Views: 2303

They are pretty good but it looks a bit too far away- can you get a more telephoto lens or just zoom in a bit?

Seeing how as they are your first shots with a new camera then well done gets me a bit stoked
by crooked
Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Contrast Mag Issue #02
Replies: 7
Views: 2847

salty wrote:Unbelievable shots.... I'll be looking for a copy at me local agency.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WOh56gxjA_c

LOL
by crooked
Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Post Your Fav Recipes
Replies: 83
Views: 23909

I sincerely and deeply want to know just one thing right now - What is the secret ingredient that makes Sicilian Marinara ? I got the tomatos, onion, anchovies, garlic, splash of white wine, stock, tomato paste, chili, ginger, sugar etc, but what is the secret thing ? There's a little Italian restu...
by crooked
Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The optimist
Replies: 19
Views: 5388

kreepykrawly wrote:Worst day in the water is better than the best day in the office.
Im used to the profane from you, but the profound?

I suppose hitler was a bit a philosopher himself....
by crooked
Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Sydney Paddelboarding (Not SUP)
Replies: 9
Views: 2786

wanto wrote:do they make any wide enough to fish off? might be able to kill 2 birds with one vessel.
:lol:

Could prolly kill a few things off with those boards!
by crooked
Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:43 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hi
Replies: 217
Views: 50271

Can just see H4CK3R now... H4CK3R is Mrs Kreepy formerly known as SSR. THe tone and use of language is unmistakable. Next troll step up. :roll: special_k, I am neither SSR or the reincarnate Mrs Kreepy. You however, I believe, are of the same ilk as the aforementioned. I am who I am. Just a newbie ...
by crooked
Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:50 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Surfing Fiji in september
Replies: 12
Views: 5387

Didn't catch a wave :( IMO Fiji sucks, better waves right here and its also cheaper here too. The food there is exxy and crap. I could have surfed for a week in indo for the price of one session in fiji. Im sure when its on its awesome, but you'd need to be dedicated and fairly well off to enjoy the...
by crooked
Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:19 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Chili for Sale - Near New
Replies: 12
Views: 1835

iggy wrote:Butts = moderator = :lol: :lol: :lol:

Image
I don't care what anyone thinks- that is scary!

Id rather be walking my poodle on Narrabeen beach than meet that dude.