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Can you please invent a wetsuit that can accomodate a man's testes without squashing them into your groin?

Has anyone ever not got any waves and just given up and paddled in?? Has happened to me a few times unfortunately :oops: mostly when I was starting out (honest!) (slight hijack there Fong, but it's kinda related!) All the time when its big! Rocking off, getting smashed, caught in a sweep, come in e...

want from 1 ft to 6 ft there are heaps of legends out there(in their own minds). Past 6ft and they're all got work to do. And unemployed and nuffin to do with how youse dress or surf it has everything to do with having to listen to old c-nts talking shit as if they're legends. AND they're NOT !!! T...

Hi, We are doing research for a surfing project and need your help. There is a survey below. Please email your answers and your name, age and city/suburb to surfingresearch@hotmail.com. Thanks. 1. What kind of surfboard do you use? 2. Have you ever seen a shark while you were surfing? 3. What is yo...

2. super-hydration being about 10-20 litres of ice-cold water per day. This burns calories and takes your mind off the lack of food (see 3). . :roll: That amount of water can kill you, puts stress on your organs , your blood thins and oxygen does not get to vital organs. A couple of other people I ...

There is no spoon either

a wee bit smaller You might have to define wee into inches Crooked. I'll leave exact dimensions to the shapers! :wink: My thoughts were that aine aint very big, a 7ft+ board would be a beast to handle in anything over 2ft. Surfinturf's suggestion of the fish is prolly a better way to go that a 7ft+...

5'7 and 58 kgs and you want a 7 foot board? Fu(k me, how in hell are you gonna duckdive that thing? get something a wee bit smaller (so you can get out the back when its bigger than 2 ft) and do more than 50 pushups a day, everyday. Surf everyday and in two weeks you'll be laughin and so glad that y...

2nd Reef wrote:Cycling knicks for your nuts.

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Genius!

why bother to wear the boardies over the top though?

Thorry to hear that butth

"all I want for christhmath ith me two front teeth"




Im going straight to hell.....

Been talking some heavy relationship talk lately. The kind where you think of the future and one day having kids and all that adult stuff. The kind where the girl in your life wants to know what your thinking. Id like to know from some of the people on here that are risk takers, how does it change ...

You should get a surf matt

Its a dog?

He only went in to escape the bugs, but they must have followed him in.

BUGS EVERYWHERE!!!

x axis

marcus wrote:Ha
what was wrong with the surfers being in the water?

Ain't that where they sposed to be?

This is funny coz you never hear anything like this in winter when the flocks are at home.

Bloody banana bending clubbies

OK- Lifeguards can't physically stop you from surfing, if they do it's physical assault and you could charge them and potentially sue them. Cops could though, but I would like to see that many cops down on the beach. They could (try to) fine you for being in a restricted area or something, but they ...

salty: oh no! what is your plan for revenge?

petal- learn to bodysurf as well- gets you in tune with ocean and you will learn subtleties that you cannot learn when using a board.