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by crooked
Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing in the middle of the Indian Ocean
Replies: 14
Views: 4344

Deeperwater wrote:Do a bit of research on Chagos and the Chagossians for one of the late 20th century's saddest tales of dispossession and glass bead game conspiracies.
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No why would i do that?

Id rather go surfing.
by crooked
Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Old Mordi Surf Board
Replies: 7
Views: 1468

:lol:

Check out how someone has ripped out the old single fin and put in three fins, but not thruster style- wrong way 'round!

Should've left it in OG condition
by crooked
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:00 pm
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: fixing a pod leash
Replies: 8
Views: 4441

I have straightened so many leashes recently, can someone please invent a leash that can handle 6ft+ waves?
by crooked
Thu May 22, 2008 10:06 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: r
Replies: 9
Views: 3785

No.

If you want to know go down there and speak with the locals.

Do not discuss this on the internet.

You are a tool.
by crooked
Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Alone or with company?
Replies: 26
Views: 6065

One mate is the best IMO. Where I surf theres usually no-one out and i reckon you don't charge as hard if you don't have a mate out with ya.

If its crowded though I won't tell my mates Im going out though!
by crooked
Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:40 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: surf spots around Jervis Bay
Replies: 1
Views: 1193

depends...


Get a map and have a look mate- you'll discover stuff.
by crooked
Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:57 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: Lamest comp ever.
Replies: 2
Views: 1458

Lamest comp ever.

saw this and just went wtf?

http://www.swellnet.com.au/formguide.ph ... 110408.php

What a joke!
by crooked
Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The Sleep Guy
Replies: 32
Views: 7405

The sleep guy has nothing on the drunk guy, you should see the stuff he has made me do!

And the stoned guy is the worst of all when he does show up for his shift he just sits around looking at nothing, giggling and eating cheese.
by crooked
Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: If you won big money/how would you spend it
Replies: 45
Views: 12501

offshore1 wrote:Capeoiara lessons for a start.
+ spelling lessons?
by crooked
Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: If you won big money/how would you spend it
Replies: 45
Views: 12501

I would buy land near the coast and build myself a wave pool/lake.


Yeash!
by crooked
Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing as fun.
Replies: 126
Views: 27551

I went for a surf the other day, out by myself and a nice looking young chick paddles out to join me in the lineup. I haven't been stand-up surfing long (about a year or so) and in this session I was working on doing a bottom turn, top turn cutback combo and probably looking pretty kooky. But I was ...
by crooked
Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: South coast trip May 23rd-25th update page 5.
Replies: 132
Views: 27314

attendees: Wands + Mrs Wands Butts + Mrs Butts Ric Vidal Iggy Chamberess + some. Daryl Puurri Buff Brad (tbc) Coops sean-- (tbc) Spoon (possibly, tbc) Too many people. Scale it back or bad things will happen to you, the offensive is gaining members. It doesn't take much to fire up the locals down he...
by crooked
Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: South coast trip May 23rd-25th update page 5.
Replies: 132
Views: 27314

As you are planning this trip there is a massive counter offensive being planned.

Prepare to be absolutely shat on, blowins :twisted:
by crooked
Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What would you ask 'em? A request
Replies: 468
Views: 99553

Nick Carroll wrote: There's kook surf journos out there but I'm not one of 'em.
QFT
by crooked
Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What would you ask 'em? A request
Replies: 468
Views: 99553

Lucky Al wrote:where's the exit? there must be some way out of here!
I can't get no release?
by crooked
Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What would you ask 'em? A request
Replies: 468
Views: 99553

Can you ask them to get the men in white suits to take Larry away? :P
by crooked
Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What would you ask 'em? A request
Replies: 468
Views: 99553

Environment?

Exploitation of third world slaves?

Big Corporates elbowing out independant operators?


None of these issues are nearly important as MY BALLS!

Youre all so bloody narrow minded!
by crooked
Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:17 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Another East Swell?
Replies: 56
Views: 18327

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDG00073.shtml

Starting to get some swell in my pants looking at that chart :D