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or don't be caught getting sucked over the falls.

although the heats will be man on man, backdooring the tube will not be tolerated !!!!

winner will be who ever spends most time directly facing Mecca so expect a lot of snap turns & stalling

the wave will break east to west & everyone will have to ride a kneeboard.

don't be so negative,
surf city Abu Dubai
were there's multiple girls for every guy

When Wales tries to go alone will it be called Waxit ?
That names got to stick.

hey hey break it up break it up! check out this video of the thing from stab mag: https://vimeo.com/234779991 STOP IT !! That's surfporn using an unnatural form of stimulation No i didn't look at it & am so passionate about it that the only footage ive seen was the first one in the water treatment ...

there's heaps of stuff going on to get justifiably hot under the collar about.
this might not be one.

I also also think, no I totally know this, I will never pay anyone for a wave, ever. I'll pay to fly to a spot where there's waves. I'll pay for accommodation near a wave. I'll pay for a board to ride a wave. I'll pay for wax and boards etc etc. I will never fcuken pay someone to make the wave for ...

skate parks don't seem to have a lot of fluidity of shape in their structures yet they're accepted for what they are,like something to do. can't see wave pools being any different except for the cost of using them, unless kelly is also assembling platoons of storm troopers who will be raiding villag...

And she does a fantastic flipper imitation. Does she do it while you're having sex? No but I'm afraid if Flipper were here right now, that slimy cetacean would cuckold my landlubbin arse. Mrs. Offshore's porpoise impressions are a little too heartfelt now that I think about it. When you sell her to...

You could apply the same principles to architecture......have we superseded the pyramids or the sistine chapel since the age of the computer? Did we supersede the pyramids in the many, many years between their completion and the invention of the computer? No we did not. To pin their baffling excell...

if the shark they tormented & then released at Manly lives it will come back with revenge on the menu

Davros wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:46 pm

That's two Mini Merks up for grabs. Issues?

the bonzer fad is over

Often enough that to say never is ignorant

i jigged school for the first time for the final in 81
a milestone day in a year when i was failing everything at school yet got the highest mark in the state for the public works apprentice intake exam

why have the wave at all, a virtual reality suit would do fine.

slimy