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You never lose your eye for it Steve ...

Those lefts at ‘watu must have looked sensational paddling out this morning. It looked longer than yesterday.

Whatabout that mudbank east of the bridge, just out from Greasys. the one that throws up Malibu rights ten inches high ?

How far upriver was the swell travelling?

Anyone ever ridden on one of those banks out beyond the Richmond entrance?

What’s the name of that extremely tasty, fast-folding, highly desirable left sometimes right up the top end of Lighthouse, Ballina. The one that never works, ever.

Dunno about coronavirus isolation .. I haven't been out of the house since I drank a bottle of 75.9% Inner Circle one night in 1958 and burnt my lips off.

Panther piss yuke, a bloke should know better than drink rum out of a fancy bottle.

Anyone who pays $200 for a bottle of rum needs me to help him drink it .. and don’t I know you from somewhere cdt?

Try limiting yourself to just three toilet tissues per cleansing application. The consequences can be serious if you have difficulties navigating your way around down there. Having to use Sorbent Frangipani (with vitamin E) tissues to blow your nose. Even your grandmother wouldn't wear that fragranc...

Give it a rest, sport. ..

No mate, what you need to do is to go back to Sven and ask him to describe what happened to those ten girls in as much detail as I have just given you, then consider the fuller implications of publishing his article ..

Are we good on this?

It wasn't a gang rape .. she was a local foul girl who never had it so good until it all went bad. And if it's ok with you I'll pass on any further comment, your justifications are sickening me.

You cannot be a spokesman for these men without having being one. And young men do pass up an opportunity to participate in a gang-bang. What I heard happened to a girl at Neilson Park in the late fifties has stayed with me for over sixty years. She apparently welcomed about ten men before becoming ...

Poverty.

Okay Larry, what exactly is your beef with Stu, that he's not sufficiently enraged that an abundance of randy young blokes stationed in the middle of nowhere had sex with a handful of willing but not particularly attractive women? I'm interpreting that as randy young 'white' blokes gang-banging a h...

Irish and English convicts, old sport. Helps to get it right in a discussion ... otherwise you come over as a dill.

Stu Nettle, the editor of Swellnet and longtime contributor here, just told me to f.ck off from his site. Apparently he worries more about my words than he does those of the degenerates he hosts.