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Hey Buffy thanks for pointing out my spelling mistake But I fixed it like you did with a second take. And this troll thing you keep repeating wasn't even your idea We've talked about plagiarization; I thought I made that quite clear. As for the some kind of pseudo intellectual grammatical remarks Th...

Dear Bradly here we go again; let the beating begin You can't win a fight when you lead with your chin. Firstly you are a hypocrite and totaly inconsistant Can you actually read, you brain dead literary dissident? Secondly and I quote you, even if I was gay I agree with you BB so put it away. Thirdl...

Bradley, now you sadden me time after time Your infantile behavior, although its not a crime Proves your are delusional, but really thats fine If digging holes for yourself is a favorite pastime You edited the post, it says so in the last line I should'nt even dignify you with another rhyme. The lin...

This topic has moved at a considerable rate But now I'm sparing with Buff Brad and he's just a light weight. Slow and stupid....yes excessively dumb None of us would talk with him if we weren't screwing his mum. You see what I mean my comments are getting quite low. So like juvinile fish its time to...

Oh Buff Brad you put your foot in it time after time Endless ammunition for my to rhyme. Your sister and girlfriend are they one and the same? Incest...... hey BB its a family game. This subject has segued if somewhat symbiotic And you Butt Bradley are rarely on topic. Settle down pretty boy, don't ...

Oh dinosaur you hurt me, that cut straight to my heart A troll I am not, just go back to the start. That post was in humor, although somewhat low And in the case of BB, well he threw the first blow. I'll try and be nice, stay on topic and rhyme Hope you can forgive me when I step out of line. Last n...

Apologies to Bumfluff, my writing was sloppy
The word has been replaced in an edited copy.

Hey Buffy you disappoint me, your response was lame Please raise the bar if you want to play this game. Plagarizing other peoples comments is lazy at best And again you bring up homosexuality, who would have guessed. It must be a topic you hold close to your heart Can you smell semen whenever you fa...

Hello Buffles and thanks for joining in It took you a while now we can begin. So my poetry isn't perfect and sometimes it falls But to stand out from the crowd it takes quite big balls. The sights set on you now, OK numb nuts No wonder its so easy to hate your guts. Stay with me boof head as I conti...

Mustkillmulloway wants me to write about lizards Namely skinks in Tasmania surviving blizards. They live on a rock thirty miles from land And have even been blamed for the death of a man. It's a touchy subject so don't get me wrong I would hate to be guilty of upsetting Fong. A storm in a teacup is ...

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OK point taken, yes that line stunk
I've fixed it, happy now?
I must have been drunk.

Mr Carroll may I quote you "Fong you are all time last time I ever take you to task...even on Russsell" Thats fine. Who cares about Russell with the double S and double L We want to see poetry from a journoalist who can spell. And Dinosaur "mmmmm average try harder next time" For crying out loud you...

Hello Dug, my crazy little plasticine friend As correct as you are that this post will end. It's a long way from dead and thats not suprising I'm just hitting my straps and my Mojo is rising. The river runs deep with verses aplenty The gauntlet was cast and I have to reach twenty. Now Gumby I'd like...

Offshore 1 a big pat on the back For that drunken and witty rhyming attack. To my haggard face it bought a big smile Your stand em up knock em down writing style. So much information, it's almost a sin That in such a short verse you could cram it all in. A simple yet flamboyant poetic display I bid ...

Thanks Kyles, I dedicate this verse to you. Now Two Dicks has dished out on a really nice guy Thou his own lack of ability is the real reason why. When down at the beach to frolic and play He proves he's a moron and positively gay. Any surfboard he rode would turn out no good Cause its hard to achi...

I'm Rhyme-end Andsome. No poem tonight though I'm sure more will come. But if I write a couple more lines then it constitutes one. OK thats weak and the thought process fleeting Hey to reach twenty verses there is going to be cheating. I'll leave it there now that the suns finally set Oh and if your...

Dear Surfin Turf Don't be despondent your poetry is great Although more appealing in a mind altered state. Just take your time and don't write to fast And maybe in this case you should stay on the grass. Now honestly ST you should persevere With a little more practice and vast quantities of beer I t...

Spoon, thanks for the advice so witty and all
I'm aware that these vultures wait for my fall.
But with great dedication to this humble quest
You see it's a crusade I hold close to my chest.
Resolute, I shan't falter from the path I have laid
Dealing with Two Dicks that obnoxious gay blade.