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by offshore1
Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: stab maga
Replies: 97
Views: 28983

iggy wrote:
SAsurfa wrote:gay east coast
:roll:
ssr :wink: represent



:shock:

:lol:
by offshore1
Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: how warm was the water today!! like a bath!
Replies: 86
Views: 19501

Wear steamer in 14 degree water for 3 hours, walk 20 meters over 50 degree bitumen to get to car, and look what happens :arrow: :shock:





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by offshore1
Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:28 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Board Porn
Replies: 43
Views: 15614

Remember when you could find these boards for next to nothing at garage sales & the like, not to mention on garbage dumps & gathering dust in the back of your garage? Shame my crystal ball wasn't working back then. Like salty says, though the outline may be very similar to old-school Bertleman's, t...
by offshore1
Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ouch
Replies: 78
Views: 14629

Lucky Al wrote: so just point out word was indonesian dijajah not subjugated. ah, my head's ****!
fark, Al, the translation's stuffed?
Maybe, dijajah, means "generous hospitality." :?
Balinese for aloha :?: :idea: :lol: .
by offshore1
Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I Had Dream last night
Replies: 88
Views: 18168

domestic tranquility: priceless :wink: .



yur mum says, "hey", iggs.





enough about me, I'm goin' ta bed (really).
by offshore1
Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:42 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: typical Surftech mumbo jumbo
Replies: 104
Views: 22858

Well, they're (firewires) at my local now (North Carolina). One, at least, ridden by the manager of a local surf shop. I was out with him yesterday morning, and he was all over the waves with it, fast and loose, and (says) he loves the board [sales pitch :?: ]. Looked to be about a 5' 11". (he's eve...
by offshore1
Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ouch
Replies: 78
Views: 14629

offshore1. i don't think many people take off deeper at padang than rizal and co. if they do they are probably being stupid. if you are wasting waves because you are too deep you should be dropped in on. Making it was implied, wants. "Deeper" doesn't count otherwise. that's one of the rules. Jeez, ...
by offshore1
Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I Had Dream last night
Replies: 88
Views: 18168

seven, anyways. :arrow:
quality, not quantity.
If it's well engineered, it's viagra.
by offshore1
Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ouch
Replies: 78
Views: 14629

Sleepy wrote:any thoughts?
I reckon it all depends on who rizal & co. decide to let have a wave.
If they keep it to accepted standards (deepest, etc.) all is golden.
if they keep it all to themselves, well, "same ol' same ol'".

sorry about the leg, nick. :wink:
by offshore1
Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I Had Dream last night
Replies: 88
Views: 18168

That's precisely what I told her, Dae, and timid ms. chameress responded with, " oh, no, offshore1, you'll drill too deep! I'm used to my gay, hippie, blond, buffed ex, whose member has all the rigidity of a week-old mungbean sprout ." Those were her words exactly, Dae, but with a much more profound...
by offshore1
Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:30 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I Had Dream last night
Replies: 88
Views: 18168

chamberess, you're sexy when you're ditsy 8) . You make me want to get you down in a bed of whalemeat and have my way with you. :lol: dae, "you, not so much."(quoting Borat) Now I'm getting rejected by 2 sexes and 3 species of animal :cry: don't feel bad, dae. Chamberess rejected out of hand my wha...
by offshore1
Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: It's Goddamn January FFS!
Replies: 43
Views: 10223

Wooooosh! Sir Clifton is spat out of this, the icy madien of frozen ocean delights. Jack Johnson calmly playing in his wankpod, Clifton flicks off the back and begins to ponder his raging Man-gina.... :arrow: gaining the shoreline, our hero, Sir Clifton, emerges from Neptune's briny bosom, his skin...
by offshore1
Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I Had Dream last night
Replies: 88
Views: 18168

chamberess, you're sexy when you're ditsy 8) .


You make me want to get you down in a bed of whalemeat and have my way with you. :lol:

dae, "you, not so much."(quoting Borat)
by offshore1
Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I Had Dream last night
Replies: 88
Views: 18168

Any one ever have a dream where you could fly? I do occasionally and love 'em. It seems the most natural and effortless way to get around. On the other hand, sometimes, when just about to doze off, I feel like I've slipped and fallen, and I'll suddenly jerk back to consciousness, mentally catching m...
by offshore1
Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kids Names
Replies: 104
Views: 23006

The name,"iggy", sucks.
It should be banned from the community of names. 8)
by offshore1
Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: two fiths of you are insane!
Replies: 68
Views: 14804

^^ bloody Offshore... :roll: BAN HIM..! :twisted: Seconded. Virgin Surf will prosper without that indolent layabout :D :arrow: Send your CV if you are interested in a new career opportunity :wink: ladies, please, I'm trying to meditate here :evil: "Serenity Now! Serenity Now!" :arrow: :idea: :!: no...
by offshore1
Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: two fiths of you are insane!
Replies: 68
Views: 14804

there are no winners or losers, wantosan; two fifths deranged lunatics.