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Back in my day, a six foot wave stayed a six foot wave until the bitter end. That's when waves had gumption and resilience. These soft-cock millennial waves break at six foot and immediately start diminishing until they're all frightened and small by the time they get to the sand.

Bondi’s got nothing much going for it. It’s a product of the worst absence of environmental planning in history. It’s garlanded by sewerage outlets to the north and to the south, and every time the rain tries to wash the beach into the sea the Council get their bulldozer out and fixes things up. If...

GasPo. With Bow, Elmo and Ben. We're on first, so about 7ish, I think.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:30 pm

mate, i want to hang with you, aj! i want to see your band. let me see, maybe in a week or two? my grandfather's just passed so i'll be coming back.

Sorry to hear that, Al. Playing on the 8th, if you’re around.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:07 pm

anyway i'm on to space oddity now and there's nothing i can do. see you dudes down there!

When are you back out, Al? I’ve just cracked a can of Willie the Boatman’s Albo corn ale. Then heading off to see the Dusty Ravens.

Now there's an idea, I'l just but XXXL condoms and wear them.

Finally, soccer season has finished, and the southerly comes in.

Self-yewwing. To the surf court. Wyre presiding. He's known as the hanging judge.

Very mini! Ammiright?

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:50 pm

according to MSW it's 9.5ft at 16s.

surf is a slow and very lazy 4ft with a million cnuts out and an onshore wind on it.

maybe it won't even get to 6ft tomorrow.

Does MSW forecast the number of cnuts?



I wonder if it was Nick that was rescued on his paddle board?

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:31 pm

v ominous energy here this arvo, looooong line pulses occasionally from the sth, loooong interval turning on the shelf and inner bombies, maybe 4-6' occasionally, not much between

You might want to get your keyboard checked. I think the 'o' is buggered.

You know when you have a bruise and you keep pushing it so that you can keep saying, "Ow, that hurts!"? That's why.

Is that the equivalent of, say, a Brazilian footballer who learns his (or her, you sexist cnuts) craft using sub-standard equipment in sub-standard conditions and then he (or she) absolutely canes it when he (or she) gets Lennox at 4-6' on some Pyzel thing?

Thought not.

Beany, your mum called. Time to go home.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:50 am

all I'll say for now is what can't be measured can't be improved.

Stop being such a prick.

I’ll keep that in mind.

I tried my booties for the first time today. Fcuk booties. Fcuk circulation issues. I hate not feeling the water.

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:05 pm

No word whatsoever. I think all their money and energy is being burned on trying to finish the one at Tullamarine.

Meetings are happening. Drawings are done. Architects are being interviewed.