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by ajohnsen
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Garie yesterday. Fun 2-3' right and lefts but fcuk me, so many old blokes! Old blokes are the worst. They always look angry and resentful and mean-spirited and with a soupçon of aggression.

Except me. I'm great.
by ajohnsen
Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Back in my day, a six foot wave stayed a six foot wave until the bitter end. That's when waves had gumption and resilience. These soft-cock millennial waves break at six foot and immediately start diminishing until they're all frightened and small by the time they get to the sand.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6557
Views: 667441

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Bondi’s got nothing much going for it. It’s a product of the worst absence of environmental planning in history. It’s garlanded by sewerage outlets to the north and to the south, and every time the rain tries to wash the beach into the sea the Council get their bulldozer out and fixes things up. If...
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6557
Views: 667441

Re: Just general surfing stuff

GasPo. With Bow, Elmo and Ben. We're on first, so about 7ish, I think.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6557
Views: 667441

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Lucky Al wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:30 pm
mate, i want to hang with you, aj! i want to see your band. let me see, maybe in a week or two? my grandfather's just passed so i'll be coming back.
Sorry to hear that, Al. Playing on the 8th, if you’re around.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6557
Views: 667441

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Lucky Al wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:07 pm
anyway i'm on to space oddity now and there's nothing i can do. see you dudes down there!
When are you back out, Al? I’ve just cracked a can of Willie the Boatman’s Albo corn ale. Then heading off to see the Dusty Ravens.
by ajohnsen
Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6557
Views: 667441

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Now there's an idea, I'l just but XXXL condoms and wear them.
by ajohnsen
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Finally, soccer season has finished, and the southerly comes in.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Self-yewwing. To the surf court. Wyre presiding. He's known as the hanging judge.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Very mini! Ammiright?
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:50 pm
according to MSW it's 9.5ft at 16s.

surf is a slow and very lazy 4ft with a million cnuts out and an onshore wind on it.

maybe it won't even get to 6ft tomorrow.
Does MSW forecast the number of cnuts?



I wonder if it was Nick that was rescued on his paddle board?
by ajohnsen
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:31 pm
v ominous energy here this arvo, looooong line pulses occasionally from the sth, loooong interval turning on the shelf and inner bombies, maybe 4-6' occasionally, not much between
You might want to get your keyboard checked. I think the 'o' is buggered.
by ajohnsen
Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You know when you have a bruise and you keep pushing it so that you can keep saying, "Ow, that hurts!"? That's why.
by ajohnsen
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 6557
Views: 667441

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Is that the equivalent of, say, a Brazilian footballer who learns his (or her, you sexist cnuts) craft using sub-standard equipment in sub-standard conditions and then he (or she) absolutely canes it when he (or she) gets Lennox at 4-6' on some Pyzel thing?

Thought not.
by ajohnsen
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Beany, your mum called. Time to go home.
by ajohnsen
Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:50 am
all I'll say for now is what can't be measured can't be improved.


Stop being such a prick.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I’ll keep that in mind.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21890
Views: 2490649

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I tried my booties for the first time today. Fcuk booties. Fcuk circulation issues. I hate not feeling the water.