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by 8
Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6930
Views: 986214

Re: Ask Carroll

Who you talking about? I just read the last 5 pages and have no idea.

Give us a hint maybe.
by 8
Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6930
Views: 986214

Re: Ask Carroll

He'll be back, he likes the attention.
by 8
Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Trestles Hurley Pro 2015
Replies: 32
Views: 5503

Re: Trestles Hurley Pro 2015

That picture has so much going for it.
by 8
Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1859
Views: 253753

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Well if ye don't kill ya don't eat. If ye don't eat ya die.

In the alternate, if ye don't kill youse will be killed and hence die at approximately the same time.

Dying is dumb so it is smart to kill. Kill em all.

The loop has been closed.
by 8
Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1859
Views: 253753

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

do a booger silhouette next to a sea turtle... would be pretty similar.

Bit like this;

Image
by 8
Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1859
Views: 253753

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

It's true but eh..... Way moar likely to die on a pushy on Sydney roads than getting chomped. Doesn't quite get the news coverage though.
by 8
Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:57 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: The winter of our content.
Replies: 175
Views: 34319

Re: The winter of our content.

Looking pretty good north of the gong and south of newy.
by 8
Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Billabong Pro Tahiti 2015
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

Re: Billabong Pro Tahiti 2015

Yeah cloudbreak was good.... I stand corrected there. Owen ripped the bag out of it. Jbay for maybe one day/arvo was decent before old bitey came along and turned it in to the most watched surf comp of all time ever.
by 8
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Billabong Pro Tahiti 2015
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

Re: Billabong Pro Tahiti 2015

I reckon it's pretty shit. World's best surfers in worlds best waves my left nut...... More like worlds best surfers going to places that can be good and just doing the best they can with whatever comes along in an arbitrary 2 week period. Last year had some goodness, this year margs/box was decent,...
by 8
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1859
Views: 253753

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

JUST KICK THEM IN THE HEART

no I am not mighty sunbird it was just an epic post

Something of a panacea for all shark related issues.
by 8
Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where didnt you surf today?
Replies: 10
Views: 1989

Re: Where didnt you surf today?

Chocolate Monte is a damn fine biscuit.
by 8
Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1859
Views: 253753

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

I say carpet bomb all orcas and other whale species....

Will all those luke warm blubberry bits floating about what shark will give a fuschia about a bony hairless ape flapping about on some fibreglass and foam?

Problem solved. Youse can pay me later it's sweet.
by 8
Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6930
Views: 986214

Re: Ask Carroll

Ross Packs Cones......holding that lung full without coughing is great training for deep water hold downs.

Takes great control of the diaphragm and stops you spazzing out and trying to gulp for air when you have been down for a while.
by 8
Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6930
Views: 986214

Re: Ask Carroll

Not good to do out of habit or to break boredom, however a good night on the turps now and then can really offer release from a stagnant mindset and gift the odd muted epiphany here and there.

That's my excuse at least.
by 8
Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:05 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015
Replies: 618
Views: 56903

Re: Jeffreys Bay Pro 2015

gill twisters and underwater sonic booms..........sharks don't stand a chance
by 8
Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ask Carroll
Replies: 6930
Views: 986214

Re: Ask Carroll

Still blows me away about the stuff coming out of the UK. Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville raping and abusing kids in hospital FFS, now this fat bastard Cyril Smith. First two got knighthoods and fat bastard got MBE. Bet these are just the tip of the iceberg. Must be some substantial power structure keepi...