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Doctor Sunbird, I'd like to see your credentials please.

ok, crank's gotten over his hurt feelings, knowing that we still love him.
It's your turn now GStQ.
Tighten up your bushings and get the fcuk back in the game.

BA wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:10 pm

That design has been around for about 16 million years. Pretty fcuking effective.

Bet it catches waves like a demon.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:29 pm

With Shearers revelation that the nets were set yesterday do you think the shark could have potentially been trapped shore side of the net?

Appears Steve and Thud are correct. What common shark wisdom in that statement are they failing to see?

Very few sports have being eaten alive as a factor in participation.
Hey Cranked

And, lastly, just because godsavethequeen fancies his penis as some kind of traffic cone , shouldn't be cause for alarm, that's standard pommie overcompensation.

And be careful skating. We don't mend like we used to.

Well thanks, but that's small comfort.
Boo's lucky, he can go back to Oz, I'm stuck here in this American shit storm and you were one of a very few lifelines.
Take a break, think about it, remember that, as far as I know, there's no place like Realsurf. *




If you find a better one let us know.

And watch Toast of London ya mingmong, that was a compliment.

WJW
C'mon cranky, you're better than that. You stayed the course when those with more timid hearts jumped ship.
Go if you must, but you'll be missed, I assure you.

Uh, Cranked, this is Croissy Fandango, can you hear me? *



*excerpt from young dammit101's guest appearance on Toast of London.

Half man. After the great white bite.

Cranked wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:34 pm

Holy Shit Chopes!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CD90DHAloXs ... _copy_link

Hope they're sporting stout twine.

That is true.

Dunno why you boys are getting so excited, don't you know there was a Rumble at the Ranch.

Sounds like a classic case of rabies trev, better see a doctor quick smart.

All well and good Cranked, but where's Tom? I'm almost certain Karen is tied up in this somehow.