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by offshore1
Sat Nov 07, 2020 1:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2139
Views: 446618

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

And Rebel Wilson has skewed the data against us.
by offshore1
Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 2139
Views: 446618

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Start with the likelihood of getting eaten.
by offshore1
Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:55 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: bonzers.....the quad fad is over
Replies: 804
Views: 241156

Re: bonzers.....the quad fad is over

Very interesting makemake.
Dimensions?
by offshore1
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:42 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: bonzers.....the quad fad is over
Replies: 804
Views: 241156

Re: bonzers.....the quad fad is over

Neal bloody Purchase.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 22, 2020 2:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

What you need is a good old fashioned Nigerian trannie.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2173
Views: 570734

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Just saw that Dane penned a deal with Buell. Giving him complete control over a sub brand, like Air Jordan with Nike.
by offshore1
Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Thud wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:44 am
...

You know in the US they are seen on par with a masseuse
Bullshit. No comparison.
A masseuse will throw in a wristie for good luck.
by offshore1
Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Beanpole wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:56 pm
Offie, cows still mate....usually with bulls though. The small elegant Balinise Cows are no exception.
That's just your old fashioned gender bias.
by offshore1
Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Count me in. Mating cows may be a thing of the past but there's still plenty of room for vigorous outdoor batting. Surely.
by offshore1
Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Cranked wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:53 am
Ever since I spent a year there in 1982 its been the only place that I really thought was so incredibly consistent that I lost interest in surfing anywhere else.
Well it's settled then, next Realsurf barbecue on the Bukit.
Cranked can hammer out the details.
by offshore1
Sat Oct 17, 2020 1:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

The Mighty Sunbird wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 1:08 pm
With a hood?
On backwards no doubt.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:28 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: General snow stuff
Replies: 506
Views: 157744

Re: General snow stuff

Johnny Utah?



Lolz, boo. Taking the piss.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:14 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: General snow stuff
Replies: 506
Views: 157744

Re: General snow stuff

My splitboard arrived today. Man I'm glad I didn't keep trying to DIY. Unfortunately my sofa is quite tasteful so I took the shots on the crappy carpet. https://i.postimg.cc/QCBpfMQt/PXL-20201015-172027429.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/63brVZGg/PXL-20201015-172226078.jpg By the looks of the graffiti map...
by offshore1
Wed Oct 07, 2020 10:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7535
Views: 1238852

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Trev?
Trevor?


TREV!?
by offshore1
Wed Oct 07, 2020 12:31 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: post your modern day sickness
Replies: 833
Views: 234546

Re: post your modern day sickness

No Pants Lance wrote:
Tue Oct 06, 2020 8:48 pm
...wtf is that creature making a move on ya? : ...
Tasmanian Devil, pretty sure.
by offshore1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:27 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23952
Views: 3841765

Re: Where did you surf today ?

The whole day had taken a sinister turn by that point, like an undecanted shiraz .
by offshore1
Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:22 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: La Nina 20/21
Replies: 71
Views: 11422

Re: La Nina 20/21

Plus, not to mention, drugs.