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by offshore1
Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly wins seventh, fong
Replies: 37
Views: 6544

Re: Kelly Wines Seventh

offshore......i'm not soooooo sure about the comparinson their (hey :!: proper english from the fong :shock: ) with lance....his a one testicled steriod cheat.....are u suggesting kellys on 'roids....would explain him losing his hair at such a young age :shock: :? Ye of little faith, don't believe ...
by offshore1
Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly wins seventh, fong
Replies: 37
Views: 6544

Kelly is the Lance Armstrong of surfing.
by offshore1
Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Any truth to rumour white pointer caught off south steyne???
Replies: 67
Views: 12860

Probably the most efficient killing machines on the face of the earth: :!: Warning, graphic :!: http://www.nearlygood.com/video/sharkattack.html I understand the importance of conservation and all but, jeezus, these beasts are frightening. From now on, I'm keeping a trained octopus in my wax pocket....
by offshore1
Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shark vs Octopus
Replies: 9
Views: 2550

Little of both, willie. They have a wicked beak on their undersides that can really rip into ya, and their suckered arms speak for themselves. They're very docile, though, generally, and easily handled without fear. Unless they're hungry and you look edible :shock: They're smart, can change colours,...
by offshore1
Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: the reals surf xmas cutback comp ( just 4 u bear!!!!)
Replies: 6
Views: 1443

merkin wrote:Where's Larry Bertleman when you need him?
http://home.nc.rr.com/cappio77/larryBert.gif

Now, really, wouldn't Mr. Bertleman have looked much better doing this lying down? :wink: :P
by offshore1
Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Illegal fishing in australian waters
Replies: 89
Views: 12447

marty wrote:Any other cliches you wanna mention offshore........?
Yep:

"fighting for peace is like.... :lol:

and, "The reason they're cliches is that they're true,"

sort of , sometimes.

and, finally, I'm not all that bright; but that's more an axiom than a cliche. :oops:
by offshore1
Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:26 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: Watching surfers is so bloody boring!!!
Replies: 369
Views: 45958

What do you mal riders out there have ta say about all this? :oops: This is like watchin a Shiite/ Sunni barbeque/bowling match on a sunny Sunday arvo. :P Love it, just love it :!: :D Like shakin a crab basket :D Won't be long, you blokes'll soon have it sorted. 8) Then, we'll all march, pitchforks ...
by offshore1
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:39 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: shortboarders are the gods of the ocean
Replies: 91
Views: 13488

"I care," cooed Debbie, Nikki Webster's surgically enhanced twin sister from another forum down the lane, "deeply." "I'm known as a 'lidder' by my tribe What the crap dude? I cant believe you bothered to write that? Its some made up story isnt it? I cant say i finished it i never read nvoels. But s...
by offshore1
Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Illegal fishing in australian waters
Replies: 89
Views: 12447

It's 5 o clock, before I leave work to go play ball with my boys, Ill say this: History, as far back as you care to look, offers up a malignant prophecy for the future. It's as though god is some kind of perverted trickster. I just carry on, 'thinking globally, acting locally,' the best I can, day t...
by offshore1
Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:55 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: shortboarders are the gods of the ocean
Replies: 91
Views: 13488

VORTEX :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you're new here mate so i forgive you for not realising the following: 1. we've heard it all before 2. we don't care 3. we like making people make 6 paragraph responses that make little sense and solve nothing 4. we don't care "I care," cooed Debbie, Nikki Webst...
by offshore1
Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Illegal fishing in australian waters
Replies: 89
Views: 12447

What this thread suggests to me, along w/ the recent pirate attack on the passenger ship, is the 800 lb. gorilla in the world's disco lounge: overpopulation. I'm readin R. Hughes', "Fatal Shore," his descriptions of Oz's early days; seals and whales so thick it was hard to get a boat through in plac...
by offshore1
Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:54 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: shortboarders are the gods of the ocean
Replies: 91
Views: 13488

Hi my names Meataxe..... Nikki Webster is deadset ugly and I wash my hands of that whole story. Carne chopper, at least post a pic of her for this seppo. My fantasies are runnin wild over here. 1st thing I'm gonna do when I come down is turn on chan 7. I'm thinkin Nicole Kidman/ Charlize Theron hyb...
by offshore1
Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:30 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: mal surf culture
Replies: 76
Views: 19601

When are we going to get some SURF!!!??? : Keep guessing, :wink: Sharky You shoulda been there Sat., dawn :wink: Waist/chest, clean, long lines. Loads of fun! Little chilly at first, but from 7 til about 9, nice! You are quite the mystery woman. What do you do to make a living? Yur not Nikki Webste...
by offshore1
Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:10 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: mal surf culture
Replies: 76
Views: 19601

You guys are awsome! offshore1, how'd the electroshock therapy treat you :idea: :?: Sharky Worked a treat! Speakin of "treat," took my 7 yr. old out "Trick or Treating" last night, (he was a football player), Met a new neighbor who's just moved in around the corner from us: Will(my boy) rings the d...
by offshore1
Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:08 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: mal surf culture
Replies: 76
Views: 19601

Hi sharky, while you are up in the Blue Mountains try and have lunch at the Old Hydro Majestic built in 1920's I think and hasn't changed to much since then. And give yourself a day to go to the Bridal Veil Falls at Gullops Leap, I think its near Blackheath and do the walk / climb down to the valle...
by offshore1
Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:22 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: mal surf culture
Replies: 76
Views: 19601

sharky wrote:holy sh*t you guys!

are you OK my fellow WB friend?
I'm a little concerned.......


Sharky

i'll be alright. nothin a little electroshock therapy won't straighten out. :oops: :D
by offshore1
Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:35 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: mal surf culture
Replies: 76
Views: 19601

offshore1 :D :lol: you are cracking me up! the wbsurf forum.....I totally agree. And one more thing. I really don't know you. The guy that I thought you might be.... you're not. yup, :wink: Sharky sharky, i don't even know ya and i already miss ya :cry: (blokes, we're in need of some 'alone-time', ...