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by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Time to send her back where in she came from?
Replies: 51
Views: 12439

I think, however awkwardly, Miss D was/is crying for help.
I may well be wrong, she may just be taking the piss, but I hope, if she indeed needs help, she finds it.
















Killer head :lol:
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:22 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Time to send her back where in she came from?
Replies: 51
Views: 12439

BAN IGGY :!:
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Time to send her back where in she came from?
Replies: 51
Views: 12439

I feel kinda sorry for her, and I think she probably needs help.
Plus she does give good head.
I say let her grow, like Kreepy did 8) .
People wanted to ban him too, and now look what we've got:
a latte sippin', poodle huggin' softy. :wink:
With some pretty decent surf stories.
by offshore1
Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Astrological Compatibility
Replies: 62
Views: 14378

Lights, bushfire smoke, dust, and more lights, fongles :( :

http://solarviews.com/browse/vss/VSS00012.mov
by offshore1
Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: They're looking at us strangely...
Replies: 48
Views: 14459

"Ah, clap, crap!" blurted Sir KK. "Nothing that a little bleeding, a few leeches, and a skunk poultice won't take care of! Let's go see some hot girl/girl action! Whaddaya say, Professor Wanto?"

"BTW, what's that wig made of, poodle hair?"
by offshore1
Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Astrological Compatibility
Replies: 62
Views: 14378

I've got a head/noggin/brainbucket(pain/owey/deconstructed[not pleasant{yeowch that smarts}]) ache.
by offshore1
Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Astrological Compatibility
Replies: 62
Views: 14378

porca wrote:[it is not the "precession of the eqinoxes" but Procession.
sorry, porca, mate it's precession.
by offshore1
Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:06 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: 2007 Pipe Masters
Replies: 99
Views: 28854

by offshore1
Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Astrological Compatibility
Replies: 62
Views: 14378

Hi sharky, still in town? After sacrificing a goat and studying its entrails, I have this to say about that: BOOLLOOCKS. One of my best mates at uni, "Herb," fittingly enough 8) , was always on the choof, acid, or shrooms. Among his many noble pursuits: gardening, baking, trekking, filming, thinking...
by offshore1
Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: They're looking at us strangely...
Replies: 48
Views: 14459

the thought, the name, the vision of.... DEMONICUS! Ah, Demonicus, scourge of the seven seas! From the dank, fetid holds of the First Fleet, to the lilly-white sky-staysails of His Majesty's Ships of the Line, there wasn't a Jack-Tar worth his daily ration of grog who hadn't heard of Demonicus: hal...
by offshore1
Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Names youve been called on Realsurf.
Replies: 53
Views: 12585

From: booger1145
To: offshore1
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:35 pm
Subject: hey mate:D
IIIIIIIIIII FUUU.CKKIN HATE YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH DONT FU.CK AROUND WITH ME THE LOCALS BOY I RUN THAT SHIT OKKKK **** HEAD spinky sping spingity boo!!! ILL SMASH U[/quote]


:shock: :lol: :lol:
by offshore1
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: They're looking at us strangely...
Replies: 48
Views: 14459

The door opened, and there stood Professor Wanto. With a stamp of his cane he brushed past Elizabeth. 'Show me to that dastardly fellow!' he bellowed. Sir Clifton was now rolling back out of the fireplace, his smoking jacket ablaze, his wheeled boots hot and wobbling; his tattooed arms, now luridly...
by offshore1
Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: They're looking at us strangely...
Replies: 48
Views: 14459

The crackle of the fire only half-filled the silence that followed. "Oh dear," thought Father. "My poor Elizabeth will be most upset when she hears of this." "Girls!" Father called upstairs, "Master Evers has arrived! Please, come down, he is not a man used to waiting!" "Coming Father!" came the ti...
by offshore1
Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:05 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: They're looking at us strangely...
Replies: 48
Views: 14459

"'Pretty', dear sister I daresay we can do better than 'pretty' for Mr Clifton Evers." ......... Nancy and Liz repaired to their bedchamber, bosoms heaving in unctuous excitement, anxiously giggling, and eager to adorn one another in their latest Paris finery; father was downstairs playing the didg...
by offshore1
Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: jet ski hire?
Replies: 10
Views: 5597

Re: jet ski hire?

ino i prob sound like a kook but i was wondering is there anywhere you can rent jet ski's? me and a mate wanna give it a go when the surf gets a bit bigger. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
by offshore1
Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: GETTING UP - BEST WAY ?
Replies: 17
Views: 5500

Ringmaster wrote: If you watch too many instructional videos, over complicate it etc...........you'll just get confused and p#ssed off :twisted:
or just continue on with the lid. :lol:
by offshore1
Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Am I going to die?
Replies: 17
Views: 4119

by offshore1
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:48 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Newbie - but only to posting
Replies: 56
Views: 14096

Hey Jorgo, i dont mean to sound rude or condescending but did you know that you can post in other threads besides the first one you created? If you need any help i am willing to help you out. Ok little fella.. :P You're inviting the poor man to that den of iniquity more commonly known as the gutsli...