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Waiting on Biggsy now. What ya got?

Okay, I know this is the wrong thread, but....
Four flushes and there's a single pea sized piece remaining. Guessing it's sponsored by Red Bull

:lol: Was almost me this morning. Usually takes 20 minutes and a coffee to get the imminent feeling in the lower alimentary canal. Not today. Almost shat on top of the bed while getting dressed. And, fcuk me, the shit was a sludge. I'm away for work and doing a bit of computer stuff in my accommodat...

Having it attended to was a smart move

Solid work, mm

Yes, he's one of the best. Still going and still uses bridges, textured decks, handmade fins and gloss finish coats. He's well travelled and a very good surfer so knows what's required in a board

I jumped over a fence into long grass when I was 16. There was a star picket in that grass. It ground 50 mm of skin and shin bone. It was left in the picket all neatly consenteenered (spelling is incorrect) like an open door Advice was to not surf, but you do. A few days later, a fin went through my...

marauding mullet wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 03, 2024 4:10 pm

Paddle in for a quick snap and change boards?

That's what I do. Anyone who doesn't is a kook. The only acceptable exception is when an aqua turd is your only option

Happy birthday, daryl

Twins, the convo that should never be had

Unless Loofy, of course

South Park says, "Uhhmm, okay"

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:46 am

jimmy wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 26, 2024 11:44 pm

What the fuck is a bellybogger?

That's what the toilet repairmen call Grooter after a conference buffet.

Hey daryl
Hope all's well in your 'hood

Sniff would know

Good one. I only surfed it once in 1982. Similar conditions. A few really good surfers among a Bondi of kooks. Was easy to score waves by paddling the beach and actively chasing down peaks. Couldn't believe how many people had no idea. Expected different these days

When I was living in swvic, a mate who lived a bit away from the coast would sometimes call to ask about swell size. If I said 4 ft to describe 4 ft faces, he'd have probably punched me

Perhaps, but who ultimately would have the call to culling a (recognised) endangered species? I'd imagine acts of parliament(s) would be required

PL is very small in geographical area. Also would expect state and fed government to have the final call. Endangered species and all which is increasingly questionable