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DY has gone Lord of the Flies?

i hope you get his badge and gun, sergeant ... it's the very minimum of what you deserve here.

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:27 pm

The rest of the old “core crew” on HPs all surfed like they were trying to stab at jumping frogs. Unwatchable.

Apostrophised plural. Nice Have a look at the Ballina report. See that blue bar on the left under the heading 'SURF'? That's their estimate of the height of the waves on the beach . Now have a look at the Lennox report. Do you see that blue bar or the heading 'SURF'? No you do not. Just a star rati...

i was tucked up nice and dry in the green room this morning, folks.


the way life was meant to be, tbh

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:04 pm

My god wait till you cnuts see my next two boards, and the one after that

i wish you'd hurry up and start putting on some weight so i can get all your hand-me-downs.

kill kuks?

Padang is as good as it gets. Maybe better. 3-) I don't think there's any wave more perfect and beautiful than padang in all its glory. Yesterday afternoon was perfect. By the "number of boards broken" measure it was the best day that I've ever seen in that bay where I spend most of my time. There ...

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:40 pm

Given the proper acronym for megajoules is MJ, I propose that cranked's new measure be known as 'mong-jewels'.

i propose cranked's new name to be changed to mong jewels immediately.


tardg please amend!

what about the guy in the still wearing the full suit? Ok, ok! Fcuk you guys. Can we lay this wetsuit controversy to rest? He only caught one wave, he didnt have it on when he started, so he must have changed into it at some stage during the ride. He did disappear out of sight around the corner so ...

aha! the plot thickens.

what about the guy in the still wearing the full suit?

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:59 am

It's what you say when somebody sneezes.

incorrect.

when a kilojoule user sneezes, it's only manners to say, "werde gefickt" ...

so at it's peak 20-25' faces? so 12-15 feet.

I'll have to aplogise for using kJs - but one of the long time guys here reckons it was 5000kJ, I don't remember feet or kJs for it, just a gestalt - but 5000 seems about right. i hope I don't sound overly harsh here little buddy. but, i find it hard to believe you've surfed most of your life, and ...

spring in freaking july... my spirits have been killed!