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Legion wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 27, 2019 6:21 pm

TardG, please amend.

John > Gabe. Always has and always will. Don't @ me

is anyone else secretly wanting a pro to land on the button?

it's glorious watching all this disposable pro shit board situation disintegrating before our very eyes.


ride proper boards, guys.

john's just out here tagging lips on 10-footers and living his best life.

john is something else.

Nah out of 10 for surf forecast. Bells gets 8 stars tomorrow around 7am. What are the locals saying? Who fcuking cares. I didn't see too many of 'em out at Winki just then and it was smoking. Making Bells look silly. I can tell you this, at 9.30am the Cape Sorell buoy off Western Tasmania spiked fr...

is it just me or is there a fair bit of sexual tension with you and shearer, loof?

yeah, so many waves, big playing field and the added bonus of a proper whiteout this arvy.

John has arrived.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:38 am

Wonder what he would choose between a parrot and a fiddler ray?

that 2-minute rip curl add with the grating music ... has to be the worst add i've ever seen. after 30-seconds i find myself shoving butter knives into my ears to make it stop.

what are curl thinking?

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:37 am

correct. but 50 year storm

are they still doing away with skis in 2-man heats?

if so, today will consist of heats with 90% paddling.

wasn't the forecast a 35+kt sideshore?

that'll turn bells into a wonky, sectiony glorified closeout, yeah?

i'll be disappointed if no commentator during a heat on the big day says, "we'll get him when he gets back innnnnnnnnnnnn!"

i dunno, but i'm pretty sure carroll just jumped the wildlife with that last call.

are you suggesting he needs a spanking?

my Xcels are all the most flexible and comfy suits i've had ... but they don't last more than a season before they're split to the shithouse.

Oneil and rip are the best suits out there, imo. warm & reliable. with a patagonia 4/3 for tassie winters