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by No Pants Lance
Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 470
Views: 41913

Re: Kelly's wave.

Interesting. This is the one slated for over near Aussie Zoo. http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/subscribe/news/1/index.html?sourceCode=GCWEB_MRE170_a_GGL&mode=premium&dest=http:%2F%2Fwww.goldcoastbulletin.com.au%2Fsport%2Fsurf-sports%2Fplans-for-gold-coast-surfing-wave-pool-in-pipeline%2Fnews-sto...
by No Pants Lance
Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Strahan tassie
Replies: 59
Views: 2145

Re: Strahan tassie

Have you checked out the east coast Digger?
Strahan, 'Kweenstn' - as they prefer to call it - and surrounds, are kinda borderline post nuclear sites.
Marrawah up in the north west is about as good as you can get surf wise. unless you spend yput time trawling the coast in a boat for snarky slabs.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Pipe Masters 2017
Replies: 162
Views: 6477

Re: Pipe Masters 2017

the turtle was a nice touch
by No Pants Lance
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:58 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 54
Views: 2408

Re: Torn bicep?

awesome coops! no not the weeding, the t thing.
;-)

i came across some good film/cinephle musings, will send it thru some time soon.
oh, and check out Godless on Netflix. Outstanding 7 part Western series, and sure to take your mind off the pain.
by No Pants Lance
Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:02 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Everywhere's fcuked!
Replies: 6
Views: 340

Re: Everywhere's fcuked!

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by No Pants Lance
Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:44 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: Everywhere's fcuked!
Replies: 6
Views: 340

Re: Everywhere's fcuked!

i thought this was a place to list the true hell zones of this mad fcuked up werld, but realised it's in weather and surf forecasting.
so, after some sunrise pranayamas on the rocks at the south end, i got body barrelled in the glittering shorey.
beauty is where you find it nick.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The old Realsurf
Replies: 2
Views: 451

Re: The old Realsurf

The new Realsurf don't take too kindly to lascivious thoughts of young flesh nowadays Laz.

(has Roger kicked out?)
by No Pants Lance
Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 470
Views: 41913

Re: Kelly's wave.

fat guys on sups category would be entertaining though.
by No Pants Lance
Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:23 am
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 54
Views: 2408

Re: Torn bicep?

geez! ... good luck coops! yr young and fit, I'm sure you'll make a 100% recovery.
by No Pants Lance
Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:40 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 54
Views: 2408

Re: Torn bicep?

do the buck's coops. the strippers do an awesome reverse cowgirl thing, you won't have to lift a finger.
your neck and tongue are ok though eh?
by No Pants Lance
Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1905
Views: 280032

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

ermagawd!, aussies on 7s' in fcuken Wales!? lofl

The Mighty Sunbird wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:18 pm
I just bought my daughter a spring suit for $20, and a long sleeved rashie for myself for $12
At aldi


I then went to bws to buy my vodka
you stoopid cnut. they're woolies and yr enablling their wretched enterprise you know!
by No Pants Lance
Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1905
Views: 280032

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

in its defence, the chest zip prompted my take up of yoga.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16474
Views: 1334477

Re: Where did you surf today ?

it was kinda sketchy.

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and foreboding.


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by No Pants Lance
Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3450
Views: 229727

Re: Just general surfing stuff

tarsier, worlds smallest monkey. i cuddled one in the phillipines. World's smallest primates Steve. Did he cuddle your thumb? At peak tard season, the above two sentences could be taken as having a kinky sexual meaning kunj. If I wasn't so tarded I'd paste it in the tard thread. But I have no idea ...
by No Pants Lance
Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:00 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16474
Views: 1334477

Re: Where did you surf today ?

a lone wolf on the north side of Bare Island today.

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by No Pants Lance
Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3450
Views: 229727

Re: Just general surfing stuff

It stems from my Cretan (Sfakia -look 'em up) ancestry.

Could you visit Da Cat's grave and pay respects for me while you're in Californiay?
by No Pants Lance
Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:25 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3450
Views: 229727

Re: Just general surfing stuff

no shoes.
and no pants.
by No Pants Lance
Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:13 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3450
Views: 229727

Re: Just general surfing stuff

That's soo close to the outfit I wore last night!