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by No Pants Lance
Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: surfing girlfriends/boyfriends
Replies: 60
Views: 7832

Re: surfing girlfriends/boyfriends

this thread's sik.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 20022

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Boomers Reprezent'n The Revolution!

How snappy is the cnut?. Doesn't take long for him to blow his fuse, pointing finger, what an ill mannered obnoxious fcuking bully.

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal ... 4zu0u.html
by No Pants Lance
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:12 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

it looked like it was taken at Ben Buckler last week.
by No Pants Lance
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Vasiliev? Fake news.
by No Pants Lance
Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Splenda had nothing on Bondi today. (as far as social/cultural/physical engagement goes) Bruegel would have been in his element. Ice skating, ferris wheels, junk foods, health foods, dogs, birds, buskers, skaters, whale watchers, joggers, gym bro' ponces, sikh families, Korean accountants, veiled we...
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 20022

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

a little under a year ago i was at a retreat on the north coast of Bali. I'd join a few guests in sunset walks along a shit strewn with rubbish - nappies, cow dung, plastics of all manner - shoreline, to the western point to view, over a distant power station, what they considered a spectacular suns...
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 20022

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

i see over wrought colourisation, plastic chairs and sterile food.
by No Pants Lance
Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:45 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Waves you've seen but never ridden.
Replies: 19
Views: 1395

Re: Waves you've seen but never ridden.

Putney Boat ramp, low tide, after a west bound River Cat
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Currently there are 18 "guests" looking in here. Often times, scores of 'em.
You really think they're loggin' in from China to read this shit.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

journalism (read surf forescasting) 101:

someone tells you it's raining outside.
someone else says it's fine and sunny.

what do you do?
report that it's both?
no.



you stick you're fcukin head out of the window and tell it like it is.
by No Pants Lance
Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

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by No Pants Lance
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Confection.
by No Pants Lance
Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I'd use killahertz to measure what you experienced out at The Bukit earlier Crank'd. ie: it'd kill me or hurt me bad. @beans; "a couple of people said" ... what did you think? I'd rate last thurs/fri eve as "as good as ..." Had a look around midday today, it looked awfully good, but i was undernouri...
by No Pants Lance
Tue May 22, 2018 11:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

ajohnsen wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 11:13 am
Drailed wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 9:21 am
ajohnsen wrote:
Tue May 22, 2018 6:47 am
The banks at Maroubra can get fcuked.
straight south swell aj, its just not built for that.
And a fcukin' comp.
bondi is hungry jacks at the mo' ....
by No Pants Lance
Mon May 21, 2018 5:37 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

bondi was a good as it get's today at 2-4 ft. hardly crowded, numerous shapely banks, a sucky left rip bowl, in between a few closeouts, some nice long walls nearby too. wind not too troublesome, and almost balmy. came home to find my street closed off because of a bomb threat at the nearby private ...
by No Pants Lance
Sun May 20, 2018 6:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

speaking of which, a first last night, the groom barfed a little on the bride and lot over the side on the trip from the Casino to CQ.
by No Pants Lance
Sun May 20, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

i snuck into the comp zone this arvo and jagged a few before a fierce cramp sent me cowering in. :lol: Your'e right CT, it's disgraceful. When i use a phone, all photographic discipline flies away. no excuse bd shot with trusty 4 yr old boomer favourite, iphone5c. https://i.imgur.com/qLThha7.jpg
by No Pants Lance
Fri May 18, 2018 6:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 18572
Views: 1627787

Re: Where did you surf today ?

No legrope!. That's crazy.