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by ajohnsen
Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:55 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5925
Views: 574024

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Now there's an idea, I'l just but XXXL condoms and wear them.
by ajohnsen
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Finally, soccer season has finished, and the southerly comes in.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Self-yewwing. To the surf court. Wyre presiding. He's known as the hanging judge.
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Very mini! Ammiright?
by ajohnsen
Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:50 pm
according to MSW it's 9.5ft at 16s.

surf is a slow and very lazy 4ft with a million cnuts out and an onshore wind on it.

maybe it won't even get to 6ft tomorrow.
Does MSW forecast the number of cnuts?



I wonder if it was Nick that was rescued on his paddle board?
by ajohnsen
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:31 pm
v ominous energy here this arvo, looooong line pulses occasionally from the sth, loooong interval turning on the shelf and inner bombies, maybe 4-6' occasionally, not much between
You might want to get your keyboard checked. I think the 'o' is buggered.
by ajohnsen
Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You know when you have a bruise and you keep pushing it so that you can keep saying, "Ow, that hurts!"? That's why.
by ajohnsen
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5925
Views: 574024

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Is that the equivalent of, say, a Brazilian footballer who learns his (or her, you sexist cnuts) craft using sub-standard equipment in sub-standard conditions and then he (or she) absolutely canes it when he (or she) gets Lennox at 4-6' on some Pyzel thing?

Thought not.
by ajohnsen
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Beany, your mum called. Time to go home.
by ajohnsen
Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:50 am
all I'll say for now is what can't be measured can't be improved.


Stop being such a prick.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I’ll keep that in mind.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I tried my booties for the first time today. Fcuk booties. Fcuk circulation issues. I hate not feeling the water.
by ajohnsen
Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:05 pm
No word whatsoever. I think all their money and energy is being burned on trying to finish the one at Tullamarine.
Meetings are happening. Drawings are done. Architects are being interviewed.
by ajohnsen
Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 21343
Views: 2291933

Re: Where did you surf today ?

To be fair, the flies, the heat, the tyranny of distance, the uncouth inhabitants, the lack of culture and the lack of UK/Asian fusion food is a real issue in Australia.
by ajohnsen
Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5925
Views: 574024

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Take it out and snap it, wyre!
by ajohnsen
Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5925
Views: 574024

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I'm a parent. I'm pushed beyond my limits on a daily basis.
by ajohnsen
Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5925
Views: 574024

Re: Just general surfing stuff

In case you've only just joined us, Steve's not into the paddle board thing.
by ajohnsen
Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:47 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5925
Views: 574024

Re: Just general surfing stuff

And we all know where you stand on cereals, right?