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I could write "i ain't gonna work on maggie's farm no more!" Well, the real question is, is Bob Dylan's version better than Rage Against the Machine's version, As for the Chili lyrics, how about this cracker: "She stuck my butt with her big black stick, I said whassup now suck my D!ck" LAAAAAMMMMME...

I was up at the Goldy at in Jan 2004 and in the local paper was a report that a guy was killed by a shark in Miami Lake. Ive heard that the lake is connected to the main waterway by a very narrow entrance which goes to show that none of those waterways are free of sharks. The scary thing is that bu...

my mate told me this pretty funny story.... He was staying in a shared house that had a pretty wierd tradition - whenever somebody left they would hide a turd somewhere for the rest of them to find - eg. put one under the floorboards, under the sofa etc. So one of the house mates leaves and for wee...

I usually accept my fate, I find that paddling flat out and THEN copping a beating is worse, cause there's less oxygen in the lungs when you do get belted! I've always enjoyed getting belted in the surf, probably comes from a couple of different things, one being I was around the ocean heaps as a yo...

Was on a deep sea fishing charter a couple of years ago, heard over the marine radio that some 16 year old chick on a boat up longy way had hooked a shark, the captain estimated it to be about 400 kilo's, and a tiger. The girl was a national fishing champ, fought it all day. Took 8 hours to get it t...

Squid wrote:isn't that dooma? he runs the rip curl shop in manly. very nice helplful bloke, and i'm only a novice.

Yeah, good call. My brain cells have deteriorated somewhat between the late eighties and now....

Is Boomer not Damien Hardman, ex world champ from the 80's or early ninety's??

Geeaz, grommets these days...

It should come down to attitude, as you said, pride. People shouldn't NOT litter because they are scared about getting a fine, they should NOT litter because they should be proud of the environment being clean and want to keep it that way!!

I'm a smoker, I smoke on the beach, but I always stub my ciggy butts in the sand and put them in an empty packet or a little ashtray that I have with me. Too easy. Cigarette butts are the worst, cause they just don't break down!!! As for the council rangers, it shits me watchin them come down and se...

Since when has L3b been a racial slur? W0g maybe, but L3b???? It's just short for Lebanese, which I am allowed to type freely. Just depends on how you say it, or by what you mean. Yeah, fair call I spoze. I went to a school where 60-70% of my year was Lebanese. They never had a problem with me call...

Just want to test the "ethnic slur goes here" thing. First, i am typing L3b, here goes: ethnic slur goes here. Now, I will try the slur that L3b's use for us aussie's. Skip. Skippy. Hmmmm, doesn't seem fair now, does it. Maybe I should kick up a stink about how I hate being called a skip. Then the a...

And for those saying use your votes to fix this etc etc, your all idiots... to think that bringing in another political party will fix or change anything that johnny has brought in is just deplorable... The police now have massive powers yes, and that is scary, but do you think labour would change ...

You wouldn't happen to be Larry would ya, kissin your own ass on the way out??

Colnarra, mate, I think you'll find that young Winza has met the Don. If he was at the second barbie, which I am pretty sure he was, he would've bumped into the Don for sure.

Geez, young Winza, don't hold back matey, tell us what ya really think....

Yeah, it's Kalani Robb, not sure who the chick in that add is though,

Unusual terminology, Wank Tank. Obvious meaning, but I have only ever heard one person use that term before....

Ya scared me there Squid, I thought you were going to say that it is finished..... Nooooooooo!